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Notes and memos, Preseason Game 3:

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Dear Front Office:
Please acquire a defensive line that can compete against the run.
I'd like the offense to have the ball more than 20 minutes a game.

Love, Cam

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Dear Cam,
STFU

and no tattoos and piercings...

Love, BigCat

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Sale those jerseys Cam!

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dear carolina,

even with a bad ankle i'm better than your entire defensive line and your number 1 pick put together.

-dareus

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[quote name='number28']dear carolina,

even with a bad ankle i'm better than your entire defensive line and your number 1 pick put together.

-dareus[/QUOTE]

Quote of the week!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Dear Everette Brown and Corvey Irvin,

Please cut yourselves and save us the trouble.

Thanks,

Mgmt

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Dear Cam,

Welcome to the big leagues.

Love,

Bengals D

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Dear, Anderson, Davis, and Godfrey

At least some Bengals will be sore in the morning.

Love,
Me.

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Dear Oline

Who wants to get punched in the head first.


With love,

Smitty

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Fans,

I tired to give you what you wanted, a project QB. I even was so kind to provide you with TWO TE's. I cant believe you wanted a respectable DLine, heck I thought that would have been obvious by resigning Hayden. I also am upset you wanted a complete oline, ship we spent the farm on our "core". Dont you know 190 million on 2-14 has to make them better?

Guess you want WR's too, huh?

Love
Hurney


4 ever.................

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Dear Fans,

Quit Pouting.


With Love, CG.

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Dear Cam,

You must create a Swag bubble for protection.

With Love,

The right side.

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Dear GritsRgreat,

You were completely right about the defensive line. Should have been taken care of from day one.

Love, Balmer.

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Dear Panthers management,

I've considered your offer, and yes I will drop the Subway diet and play DT for you.

Sincerely,

Jared

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"Dress rehearsal" doesn't mean "play like you're wearing a dress" :(

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Dear Panther Fans,

You dropped your binky.

Love Charlotte
(LiQuiD's baby girl)
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Dear Panther Fans,

.......buncha whiney bitches

Preseason is played differently from regular season.

Love,

Floppin Dick.

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[quote name='Mr. Scot']"Dress rehearsal" doesn't mean "play like you're wearing a dress" :([/QUOTE]

We really need a Mr. Scot wright up on this game. I prob can then decided how much beer Im going to need to get threw the season. :cam:

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[quote name='GritsRgreat']Sale those jerseys Cam![/QUOTE]

Sell

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"None of these have been funny"

- The Huddle

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Dear Sutton,
You're awesome, keep up the good work
Love,
Me

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[quote name='Snake_Fist_Gung_Fu']We really need a Mr. Scot wright up on this game. I prob can then decided how much beer Im going to need to get threw the season. :cam:[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna have to try and write up all three at some point, but sadly I've been both busy and sick over the last few weeks :(

[I](not sick like before, mind you; just got bronchitis)[/I]

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[quote name='Mr. Scot']I'm gonna have to try and write up all three at some point, but sadly I've been both busy and sick over the last few weeks :(

[I](not sick like before, mind you; just got bronchitis)[/I][/QUOTE]

It truly is a sad when even Mr. Scot is on the injured list. :D

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Dear Bernadeau's motor cortex,

Don't forget to pick your pride up off the field.

Love ya,

Bernadeau's hippocampus

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butt jokes are funnier

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