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Fever, chills, aches and pains, nausea, diarrhea

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WTF did I catch?

How do I make myself feel better?

How long will it last?

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you'll be dead in about 2 hrs
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THen come back as a zombie

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congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.

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When you diarrhea, make sure to flush the toilet before you attempt to throw up in the same toilet. The back splash is not pleasant.

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I had the same right before Xmas... I was positive it was the flu because I'd had the flu before... Went to the doc... they tested me... NO FLU...

Called it a "flu-like" virus...

fever for days over 103, vomiting, chills, muscle aches, diarrhea, etc. etc. etc...

Zero prescription medicine prescribed...

fun times...


feel better soon!

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I went to eat lunch with the kids today at school and I immediately felt like I was being given every germ known to man.
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oh, and the conspiracy theorist in me will tell you that what I had, and what a lot of people are catching, isn't a flu by standard diagnosis, but it is an engineered virus being introduced into the population to stimulate the economy...
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Go to the fugging doctor!

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[quote name='bramizzle' timestamp='1357939398' post='2091231']
Go to the fugging doctor!
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This is the best advice... I never go to the doc, but this bitch-of-a-virus I had had me there the day after it hit me...

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[quote name='Jase' timestamp='1357937460' post='2091140']
congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.
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half the northeast too. i'm hiding in my office, trying not to get sick.

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That sounds like the symptoms I get when I see a McDonalds advertisement.

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You got it from the huddle.
It's the huddle outbreak.

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I took pepto, alkaselzer, zicam, started feeling a little bit better.
Drinking green tea, ginger ale, and eating crackers. Although I have not actually thrown up yet, but felt like I was

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my stomach is churning im going to go take a poo

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green tea rocks. the cdc has said its an epidemic now. and you know why?

because some people, the very instant they get sick, think they just have to go to the doc and get everyone there sick and off we go.

rest, water and bland food and some decent vitamins can help you.

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[quote name='pstall' timestamp='1357947097' post='2091466']
green tea rocks. the cdc has said its an epidemic now. and you know why?

because some people, the very instant they get sick, think they just have to go to WORK and get everyone there sick and off we go.

rest, water and bland food and some decent vitamins can help you.
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ftfy

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[quote name='Bronn' timestamp='1357939488' post='2091237']


This is the best advice... I never go to the doc, but this bitch-of-a-virus I had had me there the day after it hit me...
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Why go to the doc if he's not going to do anything?

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[quote name='Shufdog' timestamp='1357948280' post='2091484']
Why go to the doc if he's not going to do anything?
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In case it is something they CAN do something about... no harm in trying...

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i would call the doc before i go and give a rundown of symptons. they may say stay home and do abc

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[quote name='pstall' timestamp='1357949470' post='2091506']
i would call the doc before i go and give a rundown of symptons. they may say stay home and do abc
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not my doc... they want that copay!

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Just got a flu shot, hope that helps. Seems every time I catch a flu like illness it gets harder and harder to shake it.

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If you want to feel better go sit on the bench at your local wal mart pharmacy area and watch the folks that shuffle through.

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