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Whenever SCP Poops

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I get filled with happy little clouds
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA[/media]

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I always picture Bob Ross on a toilet when SCP posts.

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He paints pictures with his shitty words.

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[quote name='ButWhysTheRumGone' timestamp='1366679541' post='2203589']
He paints pictures with his shitty words.
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I just look at his avatar of bob ross and ignore what he says.

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[quote name='Fug' timestamp='1366679582' post='2203590']
I just look at his avatar of bob ross and ignore what he says.
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I didn't mean that in a bad way

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when fug posts, I am filled with the exact opposite of happy clouds
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He should really appreciate, hotel poop art.

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About this time tomorrow night ill be pooping in Times Square.

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1366680107' post='2203602']
About this time tomorrow night ill be pooping in Times Square.
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Are there nice toliets right in the middle of times square or would you have to walk a few blocks to a nice hotel? Would a nice hotel even let you in just to poop?

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[quote name='Furiouspumpkin' timestamp='1366680199' post='2203604']


Are there nice toliets right in the middle of times square or would you have to walk a few blocks to a nice hotel? Would a nice hotel even let you in just to poop?
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I'm a Hilton Honors platinum member so I can poop in any Hilton property without a hassle. Even get a free USA Today and a cookie on the way in. I don't even have to wipe. When I'm finished I just yell "I'm done!"

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This is SCP's office

[img]http://boghi.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/The-best-toilet-in-the-world_w300.jpg[/img]

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Bad ass right there

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yes pooping....I remember when that used to be fun now it's like the 1st time I had sex, very uncomfortable a little bit of pain and lots of blood at the end.


for her not me.

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I like to think of SCP like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1366680324' post='2203611']


I'm a Hilton Honors platinum member so I can poop in any Hilton property without a hassle. Even get a free USA Today and a cookie on the way in. I don't even have to wipe. When I'm finished I just yell "I'm done!"
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my wife, working in the hotel industry, hates everything about you lol

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You stole my name, you bastard!!! :sword:

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Can a Mod edit the tile of this thread please?

Title should read:

[size=6][b]Whenever SCP Poops...[/b][/size]


[b] [img]http://www.brentwoodca.gov/department/pw/assets/images/wwtp_plans.jpg[/img][/b]


[b]A warning klaxon sounds at the local Waste water Treatment Plant.[/b]

[b][img]http://www.sbeie.com/images/LED.gif[/img][/b]

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[quote name='Kevin Greene' timestamp='1366685266' post='2203692']
Can a Mod edit the tile of this thread please?

Title should read:

[size=6][b]Whenever SCP Poops...[/b][/size]


[b] [img]http://www.brentwoodca.gov/department/pw/assets/images/wwtp_plans.jpg[/img][/b]


[b]A warning klaxon sounds at the local Waste water Treatment Plant.[/b]

[b][img]http://www.sbeie.com/images/LED.gif[/img][/b]
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I approve

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Changed it
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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1366680107' post='2203602']
About this time tomorrow night ill be pooping in Times Square.
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Damn you going to the Draft?

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SCP's jimmies are permanently unrustled due to this thread.

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[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rGUTjLHbWmk/T38D30ckdsI/AAAAAAAAB8M/pH0clAkhFnw/s1600/rustled-jimmies-1.jpg[/img][quote name='Gucci Mane' timestamp='1366687028' post='2203725']
SCP's jimmies are permanently unrustled due to this thread.
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fug is an attention erohw spelled backwards

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[quote name='Daddy Uncle' timestamp='1366687418' post='2203748']
fug is an attention erohw spelled backwards
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I dont' deny who I am,

I love to ***** it out.

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[quote name='Crixtala' timestamp='1366683831' post='2203661']


my wife, working in the hotel industry, hates everything about you lol
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You know what's ironic? It's 5:30am and I am reading this thread while pooping in Charlotte-Douglas airport. What are the damned odds?

Props to your wife BTW. The hotel industry is like my second family.

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