Don't you tell me to have a safe weekend! Being Merican means partying til I black out and wake up under a bush somewhere. Or in an alley covered in my own (or possibly other's) piss, blood and puke. Happy 4th SCP and teh Huddle. On a serious note, remrmber boys and girls, before you shotgun that next lukewarm coors light or guzzle down that next shot of well whisky, ask yourself, "what would fat Alice do?"