h0llywood

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About h0llywood

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    I HATE LUKE KUECHLY!
  • Birthday 02/27/1985

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  • Location Pasadena, CA

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  1. h0llywood added a post in a topic **Punisher Express Passengers Only**   

    Kinda looks like Andrew Luck under that helmet
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  2. h0llywood added a post in a topic Panthers may have gotten a lucky break for Week 2   

    Either there is such thing as "injury prone" or Arian Foster is one unlucky sob. He always gets hurt.
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  3. h0llywood added a post in a topic Peanut Tillman on the assist from Josh Norman   

    Tillman and Norman! There will be a lot of punched balls this year.
    on a side note. why wear knee pads at all? Seems like no one really wears them correctly or wants to wear them.
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  4. h0llywood added a post in a topic Windows 10? Who has installed it?   

    Laptop is running great however my desktop is stuck with Windows 7. Says my graphics card isn't up to par. 
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  5. h0llywood added a post in a topic Military Storytime   

    I had both of my toe nails removed in Afghanistan and other than some gauze it was pretty much an open wound. This was in 2009 when they were integrating the Afghan national army with our unit so they were staying on base with us using our facilities. 
    One night I went to use the shower and they were all used. I waited for one to open up and there was this afghani who ran out the stall giggling. I was thinking he was a funny guy and didn't think of it. It's pretty dark in the showers so I got in and started showering. The drains were clogged so I had water about ankle deep and I was in it for a good 5 min. After I turned off the water, I opened the curtain and noticed a smell. I looked down and there was a turd floating near my feet. 
    Needless to say, mr. Abdullah was laughing because he took a dump in the shower and I was immersed in poop water with my raw toes. Both my toes got infected and you will never understand the pain of having corpsmen scrub your raw toes for 5 minutes with no local anesthesia. 
    To this day, my toe nails look like crap and will never use another person's shower. 
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  6. h0llywood added a post in a topic Carolina Huddle ESPN League for 2015   

    PM me your Paypal
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  7. h0llywood added a post in a topic Fantasy team name   

    Bengay Burns
    Skinflute Symphony
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  8. h0llywood added a post in a topic Military Storytime   

    First week of boot camp in 2003. Drill instructors have 70 of us in the showers, make us pile up nut to butt. Then he makes us sit down on top of each other. Most awkward feeling.
    I always joke to my wife that I've seen more balls than she will ever have in her lifetime.
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  9. h0llywood added a post in a topic Lee Ward - The Punisher   

    You're slowly turning me on to the guy.
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  10. h0llywood added a post in a topic My Custom ordered Truck finally arrived   

    One more post
     
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  11. h0llywood added a post in a topic Star carted off practice field with foot wrapped   

    Oh lawd not Star.
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  12. h0llywood added a post in a topic Photos from my weekend at Camp   

    Nice pics!
    Igo with the Jack Bauer satchel
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  13. h0llywood added a post in a topic Military Storytime   

    Boot camp stories are the best because they give you that borderline, almost could be gay story.
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  14. h0llywood added a post in a topic I'm boned (In need of Dental advice)   

    See if you qualify for Care Credit to help pay for the procedure. They generally provide 18 months of zero interest.
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  15. h0llywood added a post in a topic Military Storytime   

    I was QRF for 2/3 Marines at (JAF) Jalalabad during Operation Red Wings in June 2005. If you've seen the Lone Survivor, you know what i'm talking about.
     
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