I guses it depends on the judge and the cops then. I've seen it on more than one occasion happen where the officer refuses to get involved when one person was allowed to live there. I wouldn't have said it if I hadn't personally seen it.
Honestly man, judging by the sound of her, you may have to evict her to get her to leave. Be prepared. You can't just tell her to get out and make her leave since you have allowed her to live there if she tries to fight it. It could be up to 3 weeks or longer depending on how booked court schedule is. Be ready with a recorder when you break it off. If she makes any physical threats, you can possibly get a protective order and get her out sooner though you likely will still have to evict her. Keep a journal of everything thats happening between you and hide it well. You need all the proof you can get because you are a guy.Run, run like hell from this woman.
One thing I genuinely don't understand is why so many people get so worked up over a shooting and rail against guns yet barely flinch when a family of 5 is killed by a drunk driver. Dead is dead no matter the cause. The real problem here isn't guns, or alcohol, or pills, or hard core drugs, ect. If you really get down to the meat of it, there is an overwhelming percentage of Americans who don't give a fug about anyone else. We as a society have become selfish, inconsiderate assholes that really don't give a poo about anything other than what makes us feel good. There is very little regard for human life anymore. People just don't care. We don't have the right to endanger other people whether it be with a gun, hopping behind the wheel of a car after 10 beers, or pouring chemicals down the drain of our sink. But it's not going to stop until we a dress the real issues plaguing this country. There is a serious mental problem in this country. We have forgotten what it means to be human and connect with people through more than our screens and phones. There are several people here that I don't agree with a lot of the time, but I would still kick back at a tailgate with you and have a beer rather than put 20 bullet holes in you because we don't think the same. We have to change how we think about each other and learn how to deal with our own issues before we will really see any true change.
Once, when I was flying home, I made the mistake of eating some broccoli cheese soup beforehand. The knots it tied in my colon were painful to say the least. Since I was sitting close to the back of the bus, I figured I would wait until the next person exited the restroom to provide the cabin with some air biscuits, hopefully without the gravy. It just so happened the next person who went in was a small Asian woman that looked to be about 80. When I heard the door begin to jiggle, I cut loose and she immediately walked through the stinch, dragging it with her like toilet paper on her shoe. About 15 rows of people gagged and covered their mouths, and all she could do was shrug her shoulders since she didn't know where the smell had come from herself. Ahhh good times.