two trailer park fans go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back, back again Cam's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back...
[Verse 1] I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Cameron no more they want Cam I'm chopped liver well if you want Cam, this is what I'll give ya a little bit of passes mixed with some hard running some Gatorade that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating when I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm on the field and operating I know that you got a job Ms. Payton but your husband's vicodin problem's complicating So the NFC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see they tried to shut me down in the SEC but it feels so empty without me So come on block, block your ass f*ck that, hand on your face and some grass on your ass and get ready 'cause this poo's about to get heavy I just ran the ball fifty yards F*ck YOU Ryan!
[Chorus 2x:] Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'Cause it feels so empty without me
[Verse 2] Little hellions kids feeling rebellious embarrassed, their parents still root for the Falcons they start feeling like prisoners, helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the NFL a rebel so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? Well I'm back [batman sound] fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the season I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids eyes and on the field playing Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
[Verse 3] A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this poo, that poo. Ryan Fitzpatrick you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Saints bastards, and Winston you can get stomped by Johnson, you 21 year old overhyped rookie blow me You don't know me, you're too bad let go its over, nobody watches the Bucs Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a football ever since Brees turned himself into a clown prince But sometimes the poo just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm corrupting, but its just me I'm just erupting Though I'm not the first king of quarterbacking I am the worst thing since Peyton Manning, to do quarterbacking so enchanting and use it to get myself wins (Hey) there's a concept that works 20 million other quaterbacks emerge but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [2x] "Kids"
First of all, the plural of pansy is pansies. Second of all, punctuation is your friend. Third,
All the left is trying to do is turn Dr. Ben Carson into Herman Cain 2.0. The man is a genius yet you and the left are trying spin it to say he's a dumbass who performed abortion on babies when in fact, he did not.