Dick the Butcher

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    The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
  • Birthday 07/21/1987

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  1. Shaq Thompson Involved In Head on Collision

    On a side note: all teams carry ex-military investigators as well as top-notch criminal defense attorneys [in an advisory/transactional role]. The organization got to the bottom of this before law enforcement left the scene.
  2. Shaq Thompson Involved In Head on Collision

    Take note y'all: A police report of "smelled alcohol" is as rubber stamped as it gets. If alcohol was actually involved (read: Shaq was inebriated at 7 in the morning and lost control of his car), I guarantee they'd charge him and process him. This is headline fodder. Shaq was probably out the night before, and was headed home.
  3. OTAs start Tuesday

    I'd like to see which Special Teams players catch on. Voth mentioned it in an article, but what are guys like David Mayo doing to show they deserve to stick around another year?
  4. lol. i understand the lesson to be learned. but the execution is just way off here. you take his QUESTION in a meeting room EXERCISE as actual team-building plan? to me, it seemed largely an academic thought; ya know, "team sports" blah blah. holy poo bucs . . .
  5. OTAs start Tuesday

    Excited for KB and Funch! Twin tower end zone practice!!
  6. Share Your Offseason lols

    Page 2 of this thread already aggravating my offsason woes.
  7. Share Your Offseason lols

    I think I have discovered the starting point of the trade route for the fentanyl epidemic sweeping New Hampshire.
  8. Share Your Offseason lols

    honestly. i've been staring at this with my screen zoomed in for like 8 minutes straight now.
  9. Share Your Offseason lols

    twer twer twerking for da pantherz . . . uh uh uh uh uh oh and . . . giggity
  10. Share Your Offseason lols

    1. This thread. Boom! 2. nah for real. This is what my offseason has looked like as viewed through Twitterz: b2b2b2b lolz I offer pie to those that share a good story or post a good pic. Cheers.
  11. Jeremy Cash moved to LB

    ^ God I hope so. ST is a crap shoot every time.
  12. Devon Johnson got a $20,000 signing bonus

    My knowledge of the CBA, they do not. Generally speaking, you must already be under contract. A lot of guys share a place to help subsidize living expenses.
  13. Huddle was down for an hour this morning.

    I thought we were doing, "Thanks Trump," now?
  14. You all want to know how to win at football, take a look at this right here. You don't think DG knows that winning your division is the most important aspect of getting to the Super Bowl? Knowing your primary opponents' weakness is a huge part of success. Getup's philosophy, granted, has always been BPA, but he also takes an inside-out approach, leading me to believe he sees blood in the water in the NFCS and is attacking right where it hurts. I would imagine breaking up the first round into quarters, rounds 2 and 3 into thirds, and then weighting the rookies would require way too much judgment and skew the final outputs (and make it loads more complicated). Good work, will read multiple times. We need to bring stickies back.
  15. Panthers Question on Jeopardy

    Lara can take a long walk off a short cliff.