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  1. Seriously wtf is this Charlotte?

    There are 4 articles on there, this isn't one of them. And the time stamp makes it look way older.
  2. Seriously wtf is this Charlotte?

    Was there a name associated with this? It's conveniently missing.
  3. I'm here all night to defend Cam..

    He kicked a 28 yd punt trying to keep it out of the end zone.
  4. Cam pouting at the podium

    "Don't like me celebrating in the end zone? Then stop me." Well, when somebody does, don't pout like a Tennessee or Seattle mom. And you dickholes that wanna bring your Tinderbox agenda up here can go diaf. Get that one, Skippy?
  5. Cam Newton sucks Denver's dick

    Yes there is. It's that little X in the top right corner.
  6. Gameday Menu Superbowl Edition woke up by my mom calling and screaming "My stoves on fire!" Ran over through the mud and pulled her football shaped cookies flambe' out of the oven and threw them outside.
  7. SNL does Cam and Peyton

    And in a few months, Cam will host SNL.
  8. SNL does Cam and Peyton

    "I have 45 touchdowns, you 3?"
  9. The butthurt is mighty with the 12" lovers. "The enemy of my enemy..."
  10. AP: Gov't declares 22 Clinton emails 'top secret'

    When did your girlfriend become a Rebublican? Or, in her own words, "What does it matter?"
  11. AP: Gov't declares 22 Clinton emails 'top secret'

    You mean "When ignorance turns to arrogance"?
  12. "Number One Defense vs Number One Offense".... Fine. Let them negate each other. Our defense would still score more than their offense.
  13. Let's get him a Ring while we're at it

    And what about Marla Hooch? Oh, wait, wrong thread....   They all deserve a ring. The guys we drafted, the guys other teams didn't want, the guys who left and came back, the guys that were sitting on a couch 2 months ago.....they all got here together. Maybe not from Day One, but when it counted, they bought into the hype. And if they can believe for 60 more minutes, they will become something bigger than themselves.   This message brought to you by Liquor. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  14. He's just switching to suck-off mode because he knows his window is closing and Baltimore is on the decline.    
  15. Straight out of context