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  1. Gameday Menu Superbowl Edition woke up by my mom calling and screaming "My stoves on fire!" Ran over through the mud and pulled her football shaped cookies flambe' out of the oven and threw them outside.
  2. SNL does Cam and Peyton

    And in a few months, Cam will host SNL.
  3. SNL does Cam and Peyton

    "I have 45 touchdowns, you 3?"
  4. The butthurt is mighty with the 12" lovers. "The enemy of my enemy..."
  5. AP: Gov't declares 22 Clinton emails 'top secret'

    When did your girlfriend become a Rebublican? Or, in her own words, "What does it matter?"
  6. AP: Gov't declares 22 Clinton emails 'top secret'

    You mean "When ignorance turns to arrogance"?
  7. "Number One Defense vs Number One Offense".... Fine. Let them negate each other. Our defense would still score more than their offense.
  8. Let's get him a Ring while we're at it

    And what about Marla Hooch? Oh, wait, wrong thread....   They all deserve a ring. The guys we drafted, the guys other teams didn't want, the guys who left and came back, the guys that were sitting on a couch 2 months ago.....they all got here together. Maybe not from Day One, but when it counted, they bought into the hype. And if they can believe for 60 more minutes, they will become something bigger than themselves.   This message brought to you by Liquor. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  9. He's just switching to suck-off mode because he knows his window is closing and Baltimore is on the decline.    
  10. Straight out of context

  11. Panther fans who HATE Cam Newton

    They think Cam showboats, they should see my old ass dance when we score. I have literally rubbed my ass on the TV screen.
  12. Lady Gaga will be performing the national anthem

    Cuz you're hetero.....
  13. AP: Gov't declares 22 Clinton emails 'top secret'

    Sheeple gonna sheeple......
  14. Jersey ecery day this week

    Why did he do that? His greatest moments were as a Panther. Oh, well, he's as irrelevant as Steve Smith.
  15. Jersey ecery day this week

    You're the one running around in a Ravens jersey, not me.