Remember that red headed LB years ago that tore it up in preseason? Think his last name started with a L. He got cut and then went to the Eagles and got cut. Big difference playing against 2's and 3's in pre season. I wont get excited unless he tears it up against the 1's.
Tell her your coworkers wife just had it done and the guy was bragging all day about how good his wife and her new tits looked. And how inexpensive the procedure was. Maybe that will make her jealous or just curious enough to start looking in to it.