I'm currently in the Air Force. I don't have any crazy stories like that because, well...I just don't think the military is like it used to be. I've heard stories just like yours from back in the day, but like I said I think the culture is different, or maybe the Air Force just deals with things differently.
Buuut. I'm currently stationed in Germany. In an awesome place that I can travel pretty much anywhere in Europe with ease.
I recently just got back from being deployed in Israel. Got to do a lot of traveling there. The people are pretty awesome there. And was good seeing a lot of things most people won't see.
All in all I'm glad I joined. It has matured me. Helped me set goals. And see the world. I've grown up a lot.