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About SmootsDaddy89

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  • Birthday 04/09/1987


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  1. I don't think the players write those articles word for word. Not to bust anyone's bubble.
  2. Ted Cruz drops out. Let the pun wars begin.

    goddamn Cruz went all Mike Tyson on Heidi there.
  3. Will HB2 ever get repealed?

    Yo I used to play the poo out of uno in high school no shame.
  4. Update on the toddler body count

    Might be an unpopular opinion, but yes, toddlers should be banned from from owning firearms.
  5. Update on the toddler body count

    Remember when that asian kid from VT drowned 32 people in bathtubs wow man that was crazy.
  6. how do i change my user name

    Send a picture of your erect penis to @Johnny Rockets preferably with the tip dipped in some sort of condiment. Like chocolate syrup. Or honey mustard. He'll be able to change it for you. Alternatively, try messaging @Jase a picture of you smashing grapes with your feet in one of those big vats they use in a winery. If all else fails, message @g5jamz pics of interracial couples and he'll get so upset he'll message a mod about how you did this hoping to get your name changed, and then the mods will change your name for you. Hope that helps!
  7. I don't think we drafted two CBs in a row to replace Josh, more like replace Josh AND Roman.
  8. Carolina Panthers select DT Vernon Butler

    s2g if you make a thread about him being a lock for pro bowl I will lose my poo Jeremy.
  9. in pstall's defense, when I was younger I used to want to kill people en masse and my dad was like "hey fine young male don't do that" and then he'd roll up his "Jesus rode a Harley" tshirt and beat the serial killer right out of me!
  10. After cutting my child's umbilical cord, I proceeded to drop kick it across the maternity ward, as its never too late to instill a little RESPEKT in your youngins.
  11. Bruce Springsteen cancel Greensboro Show over HB2

    Since we're all so worried about our daughters being sexually assaulted, I'm guessing no one here is planning on letting their daughter attend college right? Maybe we can ban colleges?