Captroop

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  1. GOP 'Family Values' Is Hypocritical Bullsh*t

    I wish Congress worked like a police thriller. "Denny, I'm gonna flip to IA. They're gonna cut me a deal that'll let me keep my pension. You gotta come clean because next they're gonna come after you!" "Murphy, if they find out that I planted evidence on the Mendoza case, then everyone I ever put behind bars if gonna be let out. I'm not gonna let that happen!" If you get busted diddling kids or fugging your underaged interns, or soliciting sex, or generally committing crimes, then shouldn't the legislation you introduced and pushed through be repealed? It's just hilarious that you, I , everyone in the US lives and has their behaviors and actions governed by laws that were established by people who weren't even decent human beings themselves. I mean, a guy who's diddling kids probably put laws on the books that result in hundreds of thousands paying fines or going to jail.
  2. Update on the toddler body count

    Fewer now. ...I didn't even feel good writing that, I just felt like it was teed up too easily not to.
  3. Update on the toddler body count

    This. I've said many times, I'm an anti-gun, gun-owning liberal. I love shooting recreationally (and prepping for Z-Day). I just completely disagree with using firearms for home or self-defense, and keeping ammo in the house. I think the statistics on incidents of suicide and accidental shootings by people who own guns for those reasons back me up on that.
  4. Update on the toddler body count

    If they've got a purse-sized .38 or something like that, a feather touch is all you need to pull the trigger. That's not surprising. What is surprising is that many idiots are leaving a round in the chamber! Because you know for damn certain a toddler doesn't have the strength to rack a semi-auto.
  5. AmeriGEDDON!!!!

    Eh, that's not fair. It has an audience, and it's giving them exactly what they want to see. So it can't be the worst film conceived. It's just basically in the same category as porn. You can't look at a porno and say, "This plot is preposterous!" It's porn. And this is porn for preppers. What's funny is knowing there's such a large segment of the population that demands this kind of porn. "Let me live my fantasy of shooting all the commie liberals and scary foreigners, while having everyone effusively praise me for being right to be suspicious of the government and hording guns for so long" porn.
  6. AmeriGEDDON!!!!

    This is amazing: Those are UN soldiers invading America.
  7. AmeriGEDDON!!!!

    Jose Esparza BELIEVE IT OR NOT....ALL THE SIGNS ARE THERE...OBAMA & THE DEMO-RATS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THE DESTRUCTION AND TAKE OVER OF AMERICA.........OBAMA HAS UN TROOPS HERE....BRINGING IN MUSLIM ISLAMIC TERRORIST AND HAS ORGANIZED THE BLM & BLACK PANTHERS GROUPS AND OTHERS........THIS IS A REAL THREAT AMERICA....... Adam Gilbert Not only the democrats. The Republican are just as much involved. It's part of a much bigger picture. The merge us into a One World Government. This conspiracy is much bigger than Obama. He's only the puppet of the New World Order. Just like Both Bush's were. Fabricio Mariotto That's why they are trying to stop trump at all costs. Because he's not part of the nwo. He's not a puppet. You know what, I'd sleep a lot better at night knowing I lived next to a family of Muslims than any of these nuts.
  8. Cant stop watching

    And block the doors from the outside. I will fugging Triangle Shirtwaist them, and I'm not even kidding.
  9. Cant stop watching

    I don't know who Super Deluxe is, I don't know what they stand for, I don't even care if I agree with them. But if one more of their bizarre, avant-garde, Salvador-Dali-edited short films shows up as an ad on YouTube in the middle of a video I'm watching, I will find their headquarters, and burn it to the ground.
  10. I was wrong...

    Merriam-Webster: I feel like your source is a community of people who actually think they are witches.
  11. I was wrong...

    Yes. A male witch is a warlock. Although I suppose a warlock could choose to express as a witch. I don't know how gender binary the occult community is.
  12. Current projection: Hillary to win NY

    I think this is the death knell for Sanders, as much as it pains me to say. He'll limp along for the rest of the primaries, but I said he needed to win New York outright to have any chance of winning the nomination, and I stand by that. Not only to take a big chunk out of Hillary's delegate lead, but also to show Dems on the fence in other states who haven't voted yet that he has what it takes to win. Every big loss is just convincing more potential Sanders voters that he's just a curiosity and not a real contender. A lot of people had their intention to vote for Hillary affirmed last night. I want Bernie to stay in it til the end, because I want more people to hear his message. We need more vocal representatives of the far left to keep the political spectrum balanced. Right now, the Dems are moving closer to center, and the Republicans are moving further and further right. If Hillary wins, it basically sets the political mid-point somewhere in the meaty part of the conservative range.
  13. Riddle me this, liberals

    What the fug are you even talking about? WHERE IS WEDDING CAKE IN THE BIBLE!? ON WHAT GROUNDS TO YOU STAND TO SAY THAT MAKING A WEDDING CAKE IS TAKING PART IN A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY? You are the one who said forcing someone to bake a wedding cake is forcing them to take part in a "religious ceremony" that they don't want to take part in. So where is the proof that eating cake is a religious ceremony? It's a fugging cake! And until you can prove that eating cake is a religious rite, then your whole argument that it's forcing someone to jeopardize their religious principles is fugging bogus. They don't want to serve gay people because they don't like gays! Period. The end. Stop hiding behind a book and just own up to your hate.
  14. Riddle me this, liberals

    Show me in the bible where they talk about the wedding reception and the wedding cake. Show me one verse. And I'll drop if forever. I'll admit the wedding cake is a sacred Christian rite. I'll admit the wedding reception is a treasured religious ceremony. You will have won. Christians have every right to claim it as a religious ceremony that would offend their religious sensibilities to participate in. One verse. One parable. Even something that rhymes with "wedding cake" from the Bible, and you win. If you can't then it's Just. A. fuging. Cake.