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About SCP

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    Crop Dusting Son of a Bitch

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  • Location On a Sales Call
  • Interests I love queso and tater tots in no particular order. Turn-offs are the ham on a Ruby Tuesday salad bar.


  • Location South Carolina
  1. Should Dex be banned?

    The dude loves hot wings though. This is a difficult call. What's his opinion on grits. If he is cool with grits then I will give him a pass on the tea. I have too much testosterone to even recognize the Mich Ultra consumption as being real.
  2. I finally did it

    But good call on the jersey and tix.
  3. I finally did it

    I've been in sales since I graduated college in 1997. I just did the math and I don't think I have worked 45 days yet.
  4. I'd like to see the George Jefferson replace the dab.
  5. Come out of your stretch like a MVP

    Sometimes it takes some wiggle to unstick them from the thighs.
  6. Cromartie in Charlotte....

    He seems like a Cajun supremes, seasoned fries, dirty rice and bottled water type of guy.
  7. Imagine how many man hours of research it took to compile this data.
  8. I could do it on the shitter in 30 seconds. Pull up the local weather station app. Click on it. See the 8am temp. See the 2:45pm temp. Wipe my ass. Report to Dirk that it's warmer at 2:45. These sumbitches invoke research and science. I hope Coach Turd Koetter overthinks every decision like this because over analysis leads to paralysis. Or is it MRSA? Whatever it is, suck it Bucs.
  9. Bucs research staff also discovered that humid environments are more humid than environments with lower humidity.
  10. BREAKING: Years of research at One Bucs Place proves its cooler in the morning than dead ass mid-afternoon in FL. DEVELOPING: Koetter believes FL may be a peninsula and have right environment to grow citrus. Bucs research team to investigate.
  11. Shaq Thompson Involved In Head on Collision

    You'd be stone sober by the time Uber arrived
  12. Shaq Thompson Involved In Head on Collision

    Not really. Party hard on Saturday night. Hit the bed at 2am to sleep it off. Wake up at 7:30 to drive home thinking hey I've slept so I'm fine. Alcohol still in the system. We've all been there.
  13. I bought one of these recently and love it. Nice bend in the brim to go with my cargo shorts so it really annoys the youngsters.