PntherPryd

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About PntherPryd

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  • Birthday 11/05/1961

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  1. PntherPryd added an answer to a question Crocs shoes are...   

    but what if....
     
    n/m
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  2. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Subway Jared house searched for child porn   

    There is nothing funny about child porn.  But it is amusing to watch corporate America totally get demolished.  Apparently rumors about Jared have been around for a long time.  Here is a link to a story from 2007  http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2007-05-09/bwe-exclusive-jared-fogle-the-pornography-guy/
     
    "it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.
    As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape."
     
    And they put "Jared's Pant Dance" game on their kids page?
     
    For the record, this is the type of comment that is definitely Not Funny.....
     

     
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  3. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Subway Jared house searched for child porn   

    Not interested in Subway after Jeremy's Hope Solo thread pic yesterday 
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  4. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Women USA vs Japan World Cup...   

    < goes to google "troglodytes".... >
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  5. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Happy 4th of July Everyone   

     
     
    I bet Jason Pierre Paul wishes he read the huddle
     
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  6. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Happy 4th of July Everyone   

    light responsibly!
     

     


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  7. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Have a happy and safe 4th of July   

  8. PntherPryd added a post in a topic is there anything tackier than nfl jersey t-shirts?   

    sorry, lots of ugly/tacky stuff out there.
     
     

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  9. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Most and Least injured teams over the past two years   

    what the hell are the giants doing?
     
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  10. PntherPryd added a post in a topic Not Panther related, but seriously WTF America?   

    This thread has gone full circle for me.  At first I was totally on board with the "WTF America" theme.
     
    But now that we have 4+ pages of somewhat cohesive responses .....my faith in America, and this board (in the offseason), is reaffirmed!
     
    #keeppounding
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