Judo Thoreau

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About Judo Thoreau

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  • Birthday 09/11/1984
  1. Gettleman Knee Replacement Surgery

    Pssh, the only time his knees ever see shorts is when he's putting em on and taking em off. Was probably a cap casualty.
  2. We got a sleeper

    That's why you weren't drafted.
  3. Vernon Butler was already a Panthers fan

    Yeah, I see that as much more of an "I think I'd really enjoy playing with that team." As opposed to "Maybe if they beg, I'd consider gracing them with my presence."
  4. Rams trade to Number 1

    Clearly, the Rams really want Derrick Henry. Screw you, Gettlejerk
  5. Why stop at Luke? Might as well throw in Cam, too. You don't need a QB when you draft Derrick Henry. Just snap him the ball and let the TDs pile up. And then you'd have extra cap space to use on the really important positions like the vacant punter spot. Oh wait, let Henry do that too. It makes too much sense, can't believe no one brought it up before.
  6. Luke Kuechly's shoulder brace...

    Her shirt is a good representation of what most of us would be thinking if we were in the same spot.
  7. Get a load of Russell Wilson's clothing line

    I could find stuff that looks just as good for $1.50 at the local thrift stores. ...And I'd actually be helping people.
  8. Good season, folks

    Great young players, cap in good shape, DG at the controls. Plenty to look forward to.
  9. Help my superstitious mind....

    I'm superstitious as well. We only win when you're under 1000 pie. Don't do it!
  10. I had brunch with Donald LaFell's 6th grade social studies teacher. Apparently he was better at geography than history.
  11. Cam Newton disappointed me

    Good. 100% focus on destroying the broncos. I like it. The hoi polloi can be dealt with in the other 51 weeks.
  12. Do Want

    Think of it as an investment. People will literally throw money and free stuff at you as you walk down the street in this
  13. Good thing he didn't google "how to beat the panthers in the 2015-2016 season".
  14. Wait... what?

    And threw what was probably the worst pass I've ever seen in a live game... It was horrifyingly bad. Thankfully, there doesn't appear to be any video evidence online.