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What would you rather see the Big A-hole do?

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  1. 1. What would you like to see Big Ahole do most?

    • Eat a bag of dicks taken from active tenors of the Vienna boys choir
      3
    • Drink a smoothy made from the used dooshbag fluids of the current matriarch decended from the Borjigin clan
      0
    • Get ass raped by an actual Katrina survivor behind a stack of chicken fingers boxes in the walking freezer at the Rapedome kitchens
      1
    • Do an actual full 8hr day's work
      4
    • Try to pick up women in a metalic purple AMC Gremlin with a green racing stripe
      0
    • STFU, for reelz...really...STFU
      1
    • Climb inside a Zimbabwean black rhino vagina to assist in a breach birth
      1
    • Other, please specify in excruciating detail, no fewer than 200 words.
      1

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I woke up this morning thinking that the draft was next week, and that we'd all have some real poo to talk about soon, only to be horrified to learn that it's still two more fuggin weeks away!  So, Big Ahole's schtick has gotten as stale as a hollywood rehashing of 1984, so I thought I'd get this smack forum out the muck.

 

the improper grammar there was intentional, dooshface

as was the misspelling of a word that gets your message bounced by Zod's weak ass language filters

 

So now that Phalice has us all in good mood after posting a picture of how bad ass he is, that clearly shows his fat rolls on his right arm...dood...5'8" and 223 isn't 'overweight' it's fugging obese. I'm overweight, and you're shorter and 30lbs heavier than I am.  I'd fuggin shoot myself if I was 223.

 

over/under on Phalice posting a picture of himself next to a giraffe ruler on a door jamb in his mother's kitchen proving that he's taller than 5'8": 35 sec

 

So vote now, vote often, let's make our favorite monkey dance.  We have two weeks to fill before something real happens, and I'm tired of hearing about what some fool or another thinks the best player is for us and why.  They don't get Getts, and can go stuff it up that black rhino's cooch hole.

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I'd like to see all the SC regulars get together for beers (Alejandro included) in some central location. 

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that would have to be Nebraska, then, since I'm in the NorCal bay area. :)

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Full 8hr work day!? W T F. I think you went a bit overboard on a few of these!

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Put a loaded .45 caliber pistol in his mouth and pull the trigger.

 

 

 

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Trap him on a treadmill for 72 hours which shocks him with 10,000 volts if he stops running.

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Trap him on a treadmill for 72 hours which shocks him with 10,000 volts if he stops running.

 

that would be a hilarious Jackass episode.

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What if you just don't want to see him?

I can't even talk to him to insult him after he ruined his dad's Bentley.

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number three. all jokes aside i haven't forgiven him for the subhuman assholery of bragging about spending FEMA checks on ebay kicked back with freixenet in his mom's parlor while other new orleanians drowned like goddamn rats two blocks away. fuging waste of oxygen

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I'd like to see all the SC regulars get together for beers (Alejandro included) in some central location. 

 

vegas baby

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Meh I'd buy the man a Zima. He's harmless and the smack forum is the smack forum.

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A caveat to my above post. If after purchasing Alice the Zima (or whatever wine cooler he prefers), he started talking about the Saints in what undoubtably is a nasally and whiny little bitch voice, I would have to punch him in his lesbian looking face.

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