Jump to content


Photo
- - - - -

What would you rather see the Big A-hole do?


  • Please log in to reply
29 replies to this topic

Poll: Inquiring minds want to know! (11 member(s) have cast votes)

What would you like to see Big Ahole do most?

  1. Eat a bag of dicks taken from active tenors of the Vienna boys choir (3 votes [27.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 27.27%

  2. Drink a smoothy made from the used dooshbag fluids of the current matriarch decended from the Borjigin clan (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. Get ass raped by an actual Katrina survivor behind a stack of chicken fingers boxes in the walking freezer at the Rapedome kitchens (1 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  4. Do an actual full 8hr day's work (4 votes [36.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.36%

  5. Try to pick up women in a metalic purple AMC Gremlin with a green racing stripe (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. STFU, for reelz...really...STFU (1 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  7. Climb inside a Zimbabwean black rhino vagina to assist in a breach birth (1 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Other, please specify in excruciating detail, no fewer than 200 words. (1 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

Vote Guests cannot vote

#1 Mother Grabber

Mother Grabber

    Gettlemagic 2.0

  • ALL-PRO
  • 13,350 posts

Posted 26 April 2014 - 05:10 PM

I woke up this morning thinking that the draft was next week, and that we'd all have some real poo to talk about soon, only to be horrified to learn that it's still two more fuggin weeks away!  So, Big Ahole's schtick has gotten as stale as a hollywood rehashing of 1984, so I thought I'd get this smack forum out the muck.

 

Spoiler

 

So now that Phalice has us all in good mood after posting a picture of how bad ass he is, that clearly shows his fat rolls on his right arm...dood...5'8" and 223 isn't 'overweight' it's fugging obese. I'm overweight, and you're shorter and 30lbs heavier than I am.  I'd fuggin shoot myself if I was 223.

 

Spoiler

 

So vote now, vote often, let's make our favorite monkey dance.  We have two weeks to fill before something real happens, and I'm tired of hearing about what some fool or another thinks the best player is for us and why.  They don't get Getts, and can go stuff it up that black rhino's cooch hole.



#2 Borat

Borat

    Very Nice, I Like!

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 534 posts
  • LocationAtlanta

Posted 26 April 2014 - 05:16 PM

I'd like to see all the SC regulars get together for beers (Alejandro included) in some central location. 



#3 Mother Grabber

Mother Grabber

    Gettlemagic 2.0

  • ALL-PRO
  • 13,350 posts

Posted 26 April 2014 - 05:23 PM

that would have to be Nebraska, then, since I'm in the NorCal bay area. :)



#4 Big A

Big A

    SENIOR HUDDLER

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,197 posts
  • LocationNew Orleans

Posted 26 April 2014 - 05:55 PM

Full 8hr work day!? W T F. I think you went a bit overboard on a few of these!

#5 Inimicus

Inimicus

    Life is better in a kayak

  • ALL-PRO
  • 6,136 posts

Posted 26 April 2014 - 05:57 PM

Put a loaded .45 caliber pistol in his mouth and pull the trigger.

 

 

 



#6 †William Moore†

†William Moore†

    MEMBER

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 568 posts
  • LocationSouth Atlanta

Posted 26 April 2014 - 09:57 PM

Trap him on a treadmill for 72 hours which shocks him with 10,000 volts if he stops running.



#7 Mother Grabber

Mother Grabber

    Gettlemagic 2.0

  • ALL-PRO
  • 13,350 posts

Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:13 PM

Trap him on a treadmill for 72 hours which shocks him with 10,000 volts if he stops running.

 

that would be a hilarious Jackass episode.



#8 Chimera

Chimera

    Membrane

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,808 posts

Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:16 AM

What if you just don't want to see him?

I can't even talk to him to insult him after he ruined his dad's Bentley.

#9 PhillyB

PhillyB

    that jungle football

  • ALL-PRO
  • 20,536 posts
  • Locationthird spur east of the sun

Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:26 AM

number three. all jokes aside i haven't forgiven him for the subhuman assholery of bragging about spending FEMA checks on ebay kicked back with freixenet in his mom's parlor while other new orleanians drowned like goddamn rats two blocks away. fuging waste of oxygen



#10 R0CKnR0LLA

R0CKnR0LLA

    Drunk Posting

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,351 posts
  • LocationLas Vegas, NV

Posted 27 April 2014 - 06:37 AM

I'd like to see all the SC regulars get together for beers (Alejandro included) in some central location. 

 

Spoiler



#11 SCP

SCP

    Crop Dusting Son of a Bitch

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,263 posts
  • LocationOn a Sales Call

Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:33 AM

Meh I'd buy the man a Zima. He's harmless and the smack forum is the smack forum.

#12 SCP

SCP

    Crop Dusting Son of a Bitch

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,263 posts
  • LocationOn a Sales Call

Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:47 AM

A caveat to my above post. If after purchasing Alice the Zima (or whatever wine cooler he prefers), he started talking about the Saints in what undoubtably is a nasally and whiny little bitch voice, I would have to punch him in his lesbian looking face.

#13 PhillyB

PhillyB

    that jungle football

  • ALL-PRO
  • 20,536 posts
  • Locationthird spur east of the sun

Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:18 AM

Meh I'd buy the man a Zima. He's harmless and the smack forum is the smack forum.

 

be careful he's going to make you his third friend on facebook and his bestest bestest buddy ever and you won't be rid of him



#14 SCP

SCP

    Crop Dusting Son of a Bitch

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,263 posts
  • LocationOn a Sales Call

Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:24 AM

be careful he's going to make you his third friend on facebook and his bestest bestest buddy ever and you won't be rid of him


Yuck. In that case I vote for option #6.

#15 Big A

Big A

    SENIOR HUDDLER

  • HUDDLER
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,197 posts
  • LocationNew Orleans

Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:12 PM

be careful he's going to make you his third friend on facebook and his bestest bestest buddy ever and you won't be rid of him


Wrong! You're already my 3rd bestest buddy since you accepted my friend request over a year ago! Were even in the same 24-7 Christian group! Of course it's only for entertainment since I'm educated enough to be an atheist.


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

Shop at Amazon Contact Us: info@carolinahuddle.com