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What would you rather see the Big A-hole do?

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  1. 1. What would you like to see Big Ahole do most?

    • Eat a bag of dicks taken from active tenors of the Vienna boys choir
      3
    • Drink a smoothy made from the used dooshbag fluids of the current matriarch decended from the Borjigin clan
      0
    • Get ass raped by an actual Katrina survivor behind a stack of chicken fingers boxes in the walking freezer at the Rapedome kitchens
      1
    • Do an actual full 8hr day's work
      4
    • Try to pick up women in a metalic purple AMC Gremlin with a green racing stripe
      0
    • STFU, for reelz...really...STFU
      1
    • Climb inside a Zimbabwean black rhino vagina to assist in a breach birth
      1
    • Other, please specify in excruciating detail, no fewer than 200 words.
      1

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wrapping your cheese fries and mozzarella sticks in a leaf of kale doesn't make you vegan

what does that food have to do with not having sex? If he is a vegan maybe he just hasn't met the right girl yet.

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what does that food have to do with not having sex? If he is a vegan maybe he just hasn't met the right girl yet.

 

some people are into the food during sex thing, maybe that's what he means, he just can't find that one special girl who will let him eat scotch eggs off of her boobies.

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i'd like to watch him get raped to death by a pack of wild dogs

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i'd like to watch him get raped to death by a pack of wild dogs

 

but only if it's some rare breed found only in some remote area of the world, and previously thought to be extinct.

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i'd like to watch him get raped to death by a pack of wild dogs


The irony is strong with this one.
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Hey Alice, are you still bear modeling?

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