In my opinion, there are three groups of Falcon fans:
One third of their fan base consists of dumb, drunk, slovenly fat rednecks. (No offense to the drunk and fat rednecks who support Carolina, you guys are cool of course.) Most of them can't tell the difference between a football and a dick in their ass, but would be equally thrilled with either one. Their typing and spelling skills are on par with those of a twelve year-old kid in an AOL chatroom trying to find some fat chick to cyber with him.
The second third is made up of wannabe rappers/gangsters. These guys have about 30,000-50,000 posts usually because they sit on life.atlantafalcons.com boards all day because none of them have or seek employment. Why should they? After all, it's much easier to put a link to your music myspace in your forum sig and watch it collect 5 views a day. Mainly from yourself checking to see if you got any views. There are just tons of music producers on message boards and they will totally discover you and you're gonna blow up!
Last, but not least, the remaining third consists of people who fit neither of the major categories, but for one reason or another are completely devoid of any intelligence whatsoever. The reasons for the stupidity of these fans are as limitless as Bertie Botts jelly bean flavors, which, coincidentally, could quite possibly score higher on an SAT or IQ test than these idiots.
In conclusion, creating this thread makes me feel much better. Which is good, because I have an exam in 4 hours. This thread was brought to you by the letters F and U.
Edited by SmootsDaddy89, 15 December 2008 - 06:54 AM.
