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Your 5 Boldest Predictions for the 2014 Season

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Alright, since we've got a lot of football psychics that know exactly how poorly/proficiently a player will perform let's see who's willing to stick their neck out and be forced to eat failcrow at the end!


I'll go first...

1. Byron Bell will be a serviceable LT, but when giving up a sack after 3 straight games without giving up a sack he'll instantly be crucified by the Huddle which will then start a crowdfunding project to obtain life insurance for Cam.

2. Kelvin Benjamin will channel his inner Jericho Crotchery and score 10 TDs.

3. Double Trouble will return for their last hurrah, combining for over 1600 yards.

4. Robert Lester will be the starting SS by the end of the season.

5. Josh Norman will make the final roster much to everyone's confusion.
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The team will finish last in the NFC South. Everyone else has gotten noticeably better, we've gotten noticeably worse.

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The team will finish last in the NFC South. Everyone else has gotten noticeably better, we've gotten noticeably worse.


And derp goes the weasel.

Noticeably worse. LOL...noticeably worse...yup, you can't make this sh/t up.
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1) Our WR corp. will produce better than last year. That one was easy.
2) Our O-line will be better than most folks believe possible.
3) The Secondary will be near the top of the league in turn-overs.
4) The wife will watch her first Panther game and actually like it. Wishful thinking.
5) ccs, harpo, and troll will continue to post idiotic stuff to get attention.
6) No matter how well we do, too damm many folks will still whine about not doing better.
7) Dex will find out his woman is not really a Panther fan. All hell will break loose.
8) Lola will finally meet Tolbert. After 3 days of hospitalization she will awake and not remember a thing.
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Superbowl!

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Brandon Williams will score at least 4 TDs

 

 

Kenjon Barner has at least 500 total yards and 3 TDs

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1) Our WR corp. will produce better than last year. That one was easy.
2) Our O-line will be better than most folks believe possible.
3) The Secondary will be near the top of the league in turn-overs.
4) The wife will watch her first Panther game and actually like it. Wishful thinking.
5) ccs, harpo, and troll will continue to post idiotic stuff to get attention.
6) No matter how well we do, too damm many folks will still whine about not doing better.
7) Dex will find out his woman is not really a Panther fan. All hell will break loose.
8) Lola will finally meet Tolbert. After 3 days of hospitalization she will awake and not remember a thing.

 

If I wanted attention I would say Cam Newton ends up being replaced by Marcus Mariota.

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The team will finish last in the NFC South. Everyone else has gotten noticeably better, we've gotten noticeably worse.


When have you seen any team play in order to notice anything?

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If I wanted attention I would say Cam Newton ends up being replaced by Marcus Mariota.


So this "The team will finish last in the NFC South. Everyone else has gotten noticeably better, we've gotten noticeably worse." Wasn't a cry for attention? Oops, my bad.

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what a cute little troll

 

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