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#1 Jeremy Igo

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 04:34 AM

The offseason means the huddle can once again express their love of the Panthers or their players lovingly through their tender words.

 

I would prefer if entries stick to the 5-7-5 pattern as a test of your lingual abilities.

 

Favorites will be read on the podcast next week.

 

Bonus points if you can make Sammi Jo laugh. 



#2 Zithers

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:00 AM

Kelvin likes them black
Big strong thieving quarterbacks
Winning the Heismans



#3 sharkkiller

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:54 AM

Mini camp is back

Training camp is in a month

Panthers football's here



#4 sharkkiller

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:55 AM

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A WHOLE PIE!

I love the Panthers

To write a haiku is hard

Refrigerator



#5 WilmyWood

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 06:09 AM

panthers football cool

like pooping after not poop

asparagus pee



#6 KillerKat

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 06:36 AM

I'm not doing it
F**k you if you don't like this
Deal with it dammit

#7 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 06:43 AM

I'm not doing it
F**k you if you don't like this
Deal with it dammit

This my friends is truly art. You have my vote sir.

 

Here is my submission

 

Is Zod going to

The Cheerleaders training camp

To take some pictures

 

Who is Jeremy Igo

All Hail Zod! Huddle Overlord.

Bearer of chick pics


Edited by Future Of The Franchise, 19 June 2014 - 06:44 AM.


#8 Dex

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:25 AM

The Kraken slumbers
Resonance in the deep
Imminent suffering.

Edited by Dex, 19 June 2014 - 07:32 AM.


#9 mattnasty919

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:26 AM

Jason avant is
A great wide receiver who
catches everything

(Thrown in his general direction)

#10 Eminent Rogaine

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:29 AM

Year of The Kraken

 

 

Hope its not the last.

Drew Brees doesn't bend like that.

He killed it, no spoon.

 

 



#11 DOMOMAN

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:33 AM

In-ter-na-tio-nal

I on-ly have the hud-dle

Save me might-y Zod



#12 cookinwithgas

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:37 AM

new escalators

up to the top of the bowl

right to the beer guy



#13 Captroop

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:37 AM

There is Panthers news

But still all we talk about

Is the Redskins name



#14 Jase

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:38 AM

Hard to be clever

When Haikus are way too short

Two Panthers walk into a



#15 Dex

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 07:42 AM

Sammi Jo night out
A nice seafood dinner
Never call again.

Edited by Dex, 19 June 2014 - 07:48 AM.



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