You can be the official HPBW (Huddle Pit Bull Whisperer)
You can reason with it. Maybe you and he can go to counseling together. You can do that funny little "schhhh" sound while poking him in the side. You can even make snarky comments to him. All this will surely have his tail between his legs in no time.
Or just act like a smarter being than just a more powerful one.
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