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Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:55 PM
A WHOLE PIE!
Edited by Cary Kollins, 24 June 2014 - 04:56 PM.
Posted 24 June 2014 - 05:04 PM
Avant is much like the X-Man Cyclops.
Without his gloves, Avant cannot open a door because his hand sticks to the knob like super glue. He tries to text, but his thumbs stay bolted to his samsung galaxy s1.
As a child, Avant was made to feel less than human because of his mutant sticky hands. A game of slaps once sent a child to the ER.
With assistance from Professor Prohel, Avant is ready to transform into the human ball vacuum, as long as Matt Ryan hasn't already patented the name.
Posted 24 June 2014 - 05:33 PM
I know it's for a 3 year period but Miles Austin and Brandon Lloyd are on the list. I don't know what to think of this.
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