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#1 Big A

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 12:55 PM

So you're writing a book about world travel for a "popular audience", but have you ever read one of those books? You posted the first few chapters and it reads more like a smack forum thread. So you're going to go to a publicist, and just a chapter in, he will read you calling people out by name, calling them douches, calling them drunks, using the word "fug" and "poo".

C'mon bro, are you really depth at delusional to think a publisher would publish that, some of that stuff could leave you open to a slander lawsuit.


I grabbed a Mountain Dew from the fridge while she admired my pearly blue Epiphone Les Paul, which was a Gibson knockoff but priced for a Chickfila employee to afford (sort of.) I adored it. I cracked the tab and took a swig and turned a...
So Mountain Dew and cheap replicas. Lol

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 01:41 PM

you know that means what the fug and not want to fug right pork chins



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Posted 01 July 2014 - 05:55 PM

So you're writing a book about world travel for a "popular audience", but have you ever read one of those books? You posted the first few chapters and it reads more like a smack forum thread. So you're going to go to a publicist, and just a chapter in, he will read you calling people out by name, calling them douches, calling them drunks, using the word "fug" and "poo".

C'mon bro, are you really depth at delusional to think a publisher would publish that, some of that stuff could leave you open to a slander lawsuit.


I grabbed a Mountain Dew from the fridge while she admired my pearly blue Epiphone Les Paul, which was a Gibson knockoff but priced for a Chickfila employee to afford (sort of.) I adored it. I cracked the tab and took a swig and turned a...
So Mountain Dew and cheap replicas. Lol


Those three sentences are probably more than what you've ever said to a girl in your life.

#4 googoodan

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 07:25 PM

Alice's book:

Ch. 1
Daddy gave me money.

Ch. 2
I found Panther forum online and Panther fan is FAIL LOL.

Ch.3
I read article about Mountain Dew and I am obsessed with saying Mountain Dew in every post on Panther FAIL forum LOL.

#5 googoodan

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 07:28 PM

Ch. 4

I hungry. Daaaaaaaaaaaaad.

#6 Nicks To The Colts

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Posted 02 July 2014 - 10:45 AM

epiphones are officially licensed by gibson so it's technically inaccurate to call them knock offs imo



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Posted 02 July 2014 - 10:54 AM

oh the irony....does nothing with his own life - spends time online trying to downplay those that have.

 

 

up yours fat ass!

 

 

phillyb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fatalice, all day, every day



#8 Big A

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Posted 02 July 2014 - 11:26 AM

oh the irony....does nothing with his own life - spends time online trying to downplay those that have.


up yours fat ass!


phillyb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fatalice, all day, every day

So an old Canadian guy thinks a redneck bartender that takes frugal vacations is better than me. It'll be very very difficult, but I think I will recover from this devastating news.

Edited by Big A, 02 July 2014 - 11:26 AM.


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Posted 02 July 2014 - 11:30 AM

I liked the part where he admits his dad committed multiple aggravated animal cruelty, aka a Class C felonies. Guess the trash bag doesn't fall far from the dumpster.

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Posted 02 July 2014 - 11:32 AM

I think a sack of poo with the poo kicked out of it is better than you so PhillyB is a real easy vote! 



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Posted 02 July 2014 - 11:41 AM

So an old Canadian guy thinks a redneck bartender that takes frugal vacations is better than me. It'll be very very difficult, but I think I will recover from this devastating news.


If you are better than PhillyB then why are you constantly trying to prove it to us?

#12 Nicks To The Colts

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Posted 02 July 2014 - 12:00 PM

If you are better than PhillyB then why are you constantly trying to prove it to us?

 

it's called being the biggest tryhard alive



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Posted 02 July 2014 - 12:02 PM

also the general public would probably agree that the life story of somebody making his own way through sheer force of will is more interesting than "i have a rich daddy"


Edited by Nicks To The Colts, 02 July 2014 - 12:03 PM.


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Posted 02 July 2014 - 12:13 PM

also the general public would probably agree that the life story of somebody making his own way through sheer force of will is more interesting than "i have a rich daddy"

So you think the general public will pick up a book about someone who did world travel and want to read through chapters of smack threads on his old roommate and family and friends using fug and poo and douche and be willing to pay money for that?


Oh yeah, a book about someone having a rich daddy wouldn't even sell one copy.....well except for that little Rich Dad, Poor Dad book that is considered the best personal finance book, sold over 26 million copies, and even on Oprahs list of best books. E P I C F A I L!!!!

http://en.m.wikipedi...ch_Dad_Poor_Dad

Edited by Big A, 02 July 2014 - 12:14 PM.


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Posted 02 July 2014 - 12:18 PM

Even better selling than that... diet books.

 

Read, Alice, read.




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