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Pete Prisco presents the 5-11 2014 Panthers!

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Wk 1 Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Bucs 49, Panthers 27

Wk 2 Detroit Lions at Carolina Panthers – Panthers 31, Lions 24

Wk 3 Pittsburgh Steelers at Carolina Panthers – Steelers 45, Panthers 17

Wk 4 Carolina Panthers at Baltimore Ravens –Ravens 31, Panthers 7

Wk 5 Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers – Panthers 30, Bears 28

Wk 6 Carolina Panthers at Cincinnati Bengals – Bengals 24, Panthers 7

Wk 7 Carolina Panthers at Green Bay Packers – Packers 31, Panthers 17

Wk 8 Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers – Seahawks 21, Panthers 18

Wk 9 New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers – Saints 24, Panthers 18

Wk 10 Carolina Panthers at Philadelphia Eagles – Eagles 27, Panthers 13

Wk 11 Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers – Panthers 24, Falcons 20

Wk 13 Carolina Panthers at Minnesota Vikings – Vikings 27, Panthers 6

Wk 14 Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints – Saints 37, Panthers 14

Wk 15 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers – Panthers 24, Bucs 20

Wk 16 Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers – Panthers 26, Browns 13

Wk 17 Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons – Falcons 34, Panthers 14

 

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/24683167/predicting-every-nfl-game-heres-how-the-season-plays-out

 

This is what I have to say;

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv--npievoI

 

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Ok 1. Ive been drinking

2. 49 Points against the Panthers?!!???!! That motherfucker must have something against us because we were #2 last year. Fuck that dude. McCown had the best pair of WRs last year. 

3. Im not gonna read the rest but what the fuck. Our defense hasn't lost a step (considering our CB/S group was a pair of who's last year). Luuuuuke & TD as well as our DL will wreck every OL and qb this year.

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these numbers are so up and down i'm pretty sure he just threw darts at a board for each game

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6 points against Vikings D.
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Wow lol, so many points against the best front 7 in the league.

Is this guy payed to write this?

 

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6 points against Vikings D.

 

yeah didn't you hear Capt was a elite DB for us and he's gonna shut down KB

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if i did my math correctly, that's 455 points allowed on the year. which is almost double the 241 we gave up last season. lmfao.

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I think it's easy to pick scores like 24-20, 27-21 and others we expect to see. But the reality is not many will pick scores like 42-21, 41-7 and even 51-28, all scores we saw last year. That's why I decided to do it this way, in an effort to bring more reality to it.

 

lol yeah josh mccown behind that offensive line is really gonna put up 49 in the season opener against the best front 7 in the league way to "bring more reality to it" dipshit

 

im gonna take a minute to "bring more reality" to sports journalism here for a second and predict that pete prisco will someday write an article that will justify his to-this-point worthless existence before he mercifully retires or dies

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His logic was that he decided he would use actual scores from games last year in each week and assign them to this years games, which makes a lot of sense if you've been hot boxing and listening to Cypress hill's hits from the bong for 48 hours straight on repeat.
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He has our defense giving up 28.4ppg.      Last season - a 28.4ppg defense would have been the 4th worst in the NFL.

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Damn we have a tough schedule.  We can have a good year...but that's a tough schedule.

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