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I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady

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Darth Biscuit    12,499

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-have-been-abducted-by-aliens-says-japans-first-lady-1780888.html

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."

Wow, Venus huh?

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Cat    3,780

why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?

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Darth Biscuit    12,499

why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

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Cat    3,780

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

I don't know, I wasn't there and I didn't ask. I just said, "interesting" and we haven't talked again. I'm kinda pissed because "God" told her some untrue, mean things about me and now those inaccurate "feelings" and "facts" have been attached to me by the Almighty God.

I thought about saying to her that the flying spaghetti monster told me she was a delusional bitch and then let that end the friendship. That's my initial desire but I would never do that.

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Cat    3,780

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

Why would that matter though? What if he was speaking to her through her hair dryer? would that make it anymore crazy? -Sam Harris

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Darth Biscuit    12,499

I don't know, I wasn't there and I didn't ask. I just said, "interesting" and we haven't talked again. I'm kinda pissed because "God" told her some untrue, mean things about me and now those inaccurate "feelings" and "facts" have been attached to me by the Almighty God.

I thought about saying to her that the flying spaghetti monster told me she was a delusional bitch and then let that end the friendship. That's my initial desire but I would never do that.

Why would that matter though? What if he was speaking to her through her hair dryer? would that make it anymore crazy? -Sam Harris

Oh no I hear you... I'm assuming that she was feeling that she needed to tell you what you've been doing wrong and how you need to correct it?

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