"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."
Wow, Venus huh?
I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady
Started by Darth Biscuit, Sep 03 2009 09:44 AM
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:44 AM
http://www.independe...dy-1780888.html
Wow, Venus huh?
Wow, Venus huh?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 10:24 AM
Seems Legit.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:14 AM
why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:55 AM
why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:59 AM
why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?
Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:01 PM
Makes since considering she's an alien.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:02 PM
Venus IS nice this time of year.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:06 PM
Venus IS nice this time of year.
I don't know... her knee has been bothering her.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:19 PM
Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?
I don't know, I wasn't there and I didn't ask. I just said, "interesting" and we haven't talked again. I'm kinda pissed because "God" told her some untrue, mean things about me and now those inaccurate "feelings" and "facts" have been attached to me by the Almighty God.
I thought about saying to her that the flying spaghetti monster told me she was a delusional bitch and then let that end the friendship. That's my initial desire but I would never do that.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:21 PM
Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?
Why would that matter though? What if he was speaking to her through her hair dryer? would that make it anymore crazy? -Sam Harris
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:24 PM
I don't know, I wasn't there and I didn't ask. I just said, "interesting" and we haven't talked again. I'm kinda pissed because "God" told her some untrue, mean things about me and now those inaccurate "feelings" and "facts" have been attached to me by the Almighty God.
I thought about saying to her that the flying spaghetti monster told me she was a delusional bitch and then let that end the friendship. That's my initial desire but I would never do that.
Why would that matter though? What if he was speaking to her through her hair dryer? would that make it anymore crazy? -Sam Harris
Oh no I hear you... I'm assuming that she was feeling that she needed to tell you what you've been doing wrong and how you need to correct it?
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