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#1 Jangler

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 06:58 AM

I wonder if she would dress up like a Kitty if she was dating a Panther?

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#2 Jangler

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 07:01 AM

...couple more. And some extra.

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#3 HGG

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 08:05 AM

Jessica Simpson's camel toe :hurray: :

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Higher definition vid:
http://media.putfile...mpson-Camel-toe

If a hot woman comes out wearing something that tight that she knows is showing every indentation between her legs, there's no guy who isn't going to interpret that as "she's horny...I need to make a move."

Might as well be the human version of the monkeys with the swollen private parts. The guys know what it means, regardless of what they try to say! :party:

Edited by HGG, 06 December 2008 - 08:37 AM.


#4 Jangler

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:38 AM

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:50 AM

those jeans do absolutely nothing for me. they look like mom jeans.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:28 PM

Yeah, she looks fat in those pics.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:30 PM

those jeans do absolutely nothing for me. they look like mom jeans.


I'd venture to say they are mom jeans, lol...

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 04:15 PM

Yeah, she looks fat in those pics.


wtf, she looks like she is pushing 200 in those pics. And who the hell dressed her, that outfit is horrible.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:10 PM

Jessica Simpson

Simpson was in Winston-Salem yesterday to perform last night as an opening act at Joel Coliseum for Rascal Flatts, one of the top acts in country music. Simpson has enjoyed considerable success as a pop singer, a reality TV star and most recently, a country singer. So given her level of celebrity, it is almost a given that she would dine at one of Winston-Salem's tonier restaurants.

So Carol Mimmer, 60, a waitress at Cloverdale Kitchen in Cloverdale Shopping Center, figured that something was up when four beautiful women, escorted by a man with a Blackberry glued to his ear, entered the just-folks restaurant at 12:45 yesterday afternoon.


She did not order buffalo wings or tuna (Chicken of the Sea), each of which looms large in her fame.

Instead, Simpson ordered fried chicken -- "She was evidently not worried about her figure," Wimmer said-- and was, most important, a big tipper. But Wimmer declined to say how much. She didn't have dessert, though Wimmer tried to persuade her.

"She was nice, especially so," Wimmer said. "But I was surprised at how short she is. And everybody left her alone, although a couple of tables in the back called me back to ask who she was."





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#10 Jangler

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:18 PM

^^^^ Damn it! I had my chance to convert her into a Panther fan. I'm about 4 miles away from there!!!

#11 Zaximus

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:44 PM

Those jean suck. She's still pretty sexy IMO, better pants would help though. Those pics just look fake too me though, the one you posted with the diner owner, her face is smaller there than above.

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 10:20 AM

Those jean suck. She's still pretty sexy IMO, better pants would help though. Those pics just look fake too me though, the one you posted with the diner owner, her face is smaller there than above.


yeah it looks like the girl in the double belt ate the one with the diner owner.

#13 c0r

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 05:07 PM

lol

wtf happened to her??

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 05:52 PM

lol

wtf happened to her??


hahah that is great

#15 Jangler

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 06:38 PM

I see nothing wrong! Last night at MSG.

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