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Oh Joy! Look at the new car!

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Presenting the New Mercedes Benz SCL600

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Pretty, isn't it?

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So?

What's different about this car?

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Not this...

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????

Here is the real difference.

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WHOA !

No Steering Wheel

No Pedals either

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You drive this car with a joystick!

Do you think that you

can drive with a joystick?

Your kids and grandkids can.

The influence of video games in our lives

has really arrived, wouldn't you say?

But there is more !

The SCARY THOUGHT is:

NOW a 3-YEAR-OLD can STEAL your car

AND DRIVE IT BETTE R THAN YOU CAN !

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I keep on pressing the trigger but the asshole in front of me does not explode

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:eek: I'll keep a wheel, thank you.

EDIT: And how the fug do you drive the thing with the "joystick" in the middle of the console???

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fugly...and that joystick idea reminds me of my lawn mower...and thats kind of fun but not real stable!!!

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I think the joystick is in the middle because it allows either driver or passenger side to drive it. Just an observation, I could be completely wrong.

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The 2 pronged joystick in the middle is odd... which side do you grip?

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