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I know we have a few real Doctors who post here, and a few hopefuls, so answer me this.

Is the DRE really a necessary evil since we have a PSA test? Can the finger detect what the test cannot? Maybe other than benign conditions, in which other symptoms which will eventually present themselves any way?

My last visit to the urologist, he Jedi Mind tricked me and I had my pants down and he had violated me before i have had a chance to protest....the small talk during the violation was in retrospect purely bizarre. Its my contention that the DRE is an archaic practice thats done, just because, "thats always been the way it is".

BTW, im 100% sure i will eventually get prostate cancer....its a family tradition.

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then take the finger up there and STFU

IMO, a few glasses of wine loosen things right up...makes that DRE a little easier


just sayin'

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[quote name='Tittering Wino']then take the finger up there and STFU

IMO, a few glasses of wine loosen things right up...makes that DRE a little easier


just sayin'[/QUOTE]

You couldn't even last one post, could ye'!! :biggrin5:

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If I stick my finger up my butt, exactly what am I searching for?

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The violation? Lol c'mon...

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[quote name='Tittering Wino']then take the finger up there and STFU

IMO, a few glasses of wine loosen things right up...makes that DRE a little easier


just sayin'[/QUOTE]
Child Please....

Look, i dont need you tellin me, "I get a doctors finger up my ass twice a year, so shut up and tough it out" or whatever it is....i have one of those at home.

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[quote name='dimbee']If I stick my finger up my butt, exactly what am I searching for?[/QUOTE]

Hopefully not a gerbil or hampster.

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[quote name='SouthCakPanther']You couldn't even last one post, could ye'!! :biggrin5:[/QUOTE]


No, I'm a natural born rebel...bite me

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[quote name='SouthCakPanther']Hopefully not a gerbil or hampster.[/QUOTE]

Indeed

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[quote name='SouthCakPanther']You couldn't even last one post, could ye'!! :biggrin5:[/QUOTE]

Where the rep button at?

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[quote name='TheSaint']Child Please....

Look, i dont need you tellin me, "I get a doctors finger up my ass twice a year, so shut up and tough it out" or whatever it is....i have one of those at home.[/QUOTE]

then what is your question exactly...you say it runs in your family, right? then I would take it up the ass monthly if need be if it prevented me from getting cancer...

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[quote name='Delhomeboy']The violation? Lol c'mon...[/QUOTE]

I dont know where you come from, but where i come from...its a GD violation.

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[quote name='TheSaint']I dont know where you come from, but where i come from...its a GD violation.[/QUOTE]

If your mechanic does it, maybe :D

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[quote name='Tittering Wino']then what is your question exactly...you say it runs in your family, right? then I would take it up the ass monthly if need be if it prevented me from getting cancer...[/QUOTE]

Umm..thats my point. There is a simple blood test that can detect it long before a finger can..so why the fuck is the finger necessary.?

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[quote name='Delhomeboy']If your mechanic does it, maybe :D[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I bet it sucks to have anything up there ...but seriously..they do it for a reason...not to make you hide in the corner and cry so they can point and laugh at you





they wait til you're out of the room to do that :)

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[quote name='Delhomeboy']If your mechanic does it, maybe :D[/QUOTE]

Wait, I see you are a Clemson guy...thats near the Chattooga. Deliverance Country.

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[quote name='TheSaint']Umm..thats my point. There is a simple blood test that can detect it long before a finger can..so why the fug is the finger necessary.?[/QUOTE]

That's what I asked my dentist last week. But, he insisted.

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[quote name='TheSaint']Umm..thats my point. There is a simple blood test that can detect it long before a finger can..so why the f*ck is the finger necessary.?[/QUOTE]

my guess would be to actually feel around..maybe something that a blood test can't pick up on...hell I don't know...I sometimes wish Dr. House was real

seriously...do two shot of tequila back to back...then go in...it'll be over in no time

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[quote name='TheSaint']Wait, I see you are a Clemson guy...thats near the Chattooga. Deliverance Country.[/QUOTE]

:leaving:

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[quote name='Tittering Wino']then what is your question exactly...you say it runs in your family, right? then [B]I would take it up the ass monthly [/B]if need be if it prevented me from getting cancer...[/QUOTE]

interesting

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When I get a finger up my ass its usually mine and I smell it.........wait that came out wrong.....

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[quote name='Sultan33g']When I get a finger up my ass its usually mine and I smell it.........wait that came out wrong.....[/QUOTE]

Wow really?

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:leaving:

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Sultan33g lives in Deliverance country too, apparently.

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[quote name='Delhomeboy']Sultan33g lives in Deliverance country too, apparently.[/QUOTE]

hahahahahahahahaha..mmmmmm........uhhhhhh......ya so??

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