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Student kills apparent burglar with sword

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Don't fug with those John's Hopkins Samurai's...

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/samurai.sword.killing/index.html[/url]


[QUOTE] The man had entered a home where several Johns Hopkins students lived, Guglielmi said. Four students, one armed with a samurai sword, had confronted the suspect in the garage.

The man "lunged" at the students, and the student with the sword defended himself, severing the man's left hand and cutting his upper body, Guglielmi said.

Police did not release the name of the suspect, who Guglielmi said had a long criminal history, or that of the student. [/QUOTE]

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That's fucking awesome.


"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"

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There can be only one!

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Yeah, the burglar's buddy Zed escaped, though.

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[quote name='Scrumtrilescent']That's fuging awesome.


"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"[/QUOTE]You get extra points for the use of the Serenity quote.

A bloke I lived with at Uni had a samurai sword and threatened to do the same to any prospective thieves - he was a scary character.

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I actually own a samurai sword as well... never used it though... doesn't seem too handy for home defense...

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" Authorities are determining whether the student will face criminal charges, Guglielmi said."

Why would you charge the kid? A piece of garbage who just got out of prison broke into their place, then lunged at the guys, he deserved his outcome

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every time i read your post title, i have an overwhelming urge to say "SWORED" instead of the correct pronunciation "SORD".

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wow.

a samuri sword?

haha

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ohh, why'd you slice off my hand???

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The original shall never be topped!


R2....mix me up another gin and tonic.

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[quote name='nc_biscuit']I actually own a samurai sword as well... never used it though... doesn't seem too handy for home defense...[/QUOTE]

Awesome! Can I have it?

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[quote name='PanthersPhan18']Awesome! Can I have it?[/QUOTE]

No.

I have now fabricated a sling for the scabbard so I can wear it around the house in case someone breaks in and I'm gonna go John's Hopkins on their ass.

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Could always get one of these and go Klingon on their ass.

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I would cut my own arm off with that damn thing...

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True, they'd be distracted by laughing at you while you valiantly hack them to pieces.

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Looks like all the WOW playing is finally paying off...

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