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Best way to be aloof?

fug. Other. Women.

If she's saying she's celibate that probably means one of three things:

1. She's religious and/or a prude - You will have to do everything in your power to hit it, and you'll regret that you did as she will feel that sleeping with you is tantamount to giving you a $50,000 loan to help you pay off your bookie and avoid certain death.

2. She's had a bad experience - Rape, boyfriend dying, bad bad breakup, abuse, whatever. Yes she will eventually break down and sleep with you. Yes, she will bring so much baggage and crazy you will again regret your decision.

3. She’s not really celibate. She’s just celibate with you. – nuff said.

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fug playing games. If you like being used for your poo, go ahead. If you have a spine, tell her you aren't a charity.

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so, basically...she wants just to be your friend?

wow...the nerve of her!

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That "i'm celibate" line means that she just doesnt want to fug YOU....not other dudes.

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I've been here and had the same thoughts and wanted the same advice.

The sooner you distance yourself from this freak the better off you will be.

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She is cockteasing for weed yo.

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Roofies

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this far in and nobody else has said it....so

I say she's a dyke

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Get some GHB and put it in a drink and then give it to her. Then all you have to do is wait...

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Delhommey's post on page 2 FTW

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If she really wants to be friends, then she won't mind chipping in some of her tip money next time you two smoke a bowl. If she's receptive to it, you might just have yourself a cool friend that you can end up hooking up with someday...also, she'll eventually make other female acquaintances that she might bring over to meet her weed connection.

If she balks at the idea, or gives you a BS excuse, show her the door. There have to be other decent looking, single servers where you work. Redirect your attention and bang one of them instead.

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If she really wants to be friends, then she won't mind chipping in some of her tip money next time you two smoke a bowl. If she's receptive to it, you might just have yourself a cool friend that you can end up hooking up with someday...also, she'll eventually make other female acquaintances that she might bring over to meet her weed connection.

If she balks at the idea, or gives you a BS excuse, show her the door. There have to be other decent looking, single servers where you work. Redirect your attention and bang one of them instead.

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