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FTMFW!1!!11!!!!!1

Just make sure to wipe her off afterwards so she will think it was teh herb that made her sore...

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She inhales weed and puts alcohol in her body, but you can't but your wiener in her........ok.

Niceeeeeee........ :rofl:

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Ahh. Her response on the text says it all.

She is lining you up to use you for the leaves. I would be a good friend but go to somebody elses playground.

Keep this in mind. You don't want to back yourself into a corner with her knowing what she knows and she use that against you at the trabajo.

Buyer beware

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this far in and nobody else has said it....so

I say she's a dyke

Or worse....Seahawks fan.

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Update - last two nights I tore that ass up. Thanks for all the advice.

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Update - last two nights I tore that ass up. Thanks for all the advice.

See....that was the "hole" problem to start with. She wanted it in the ass, not the coochie! You were after the wrong hole! Congrats!

:rofl:

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See....that was the "hole" problem to start with. She wanted it in the ass, not the coochie! You were after the wrong hole! Congrats!

:rofl:

nah she liked it all. Plus she's a biter I've got some wounds.

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Changed her tune quick.

Well, as the old adage goes, no means eat me out first.

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All it took was the Nah, I'll stay home....

The question is, why did she tell you a lie? I would ask.

In additon to Del's adage...

Never poo where you eat, and in this case where you cook. Rarely, does good come of your situation.

New in town....you have a girlfriend..not a fug buddy.

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"Never shot where you eat" has an *.

*unless you work in the service industry.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Not of your *******, just the chick.

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Take beer.

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