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#1 Alverez

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 06:02 AM

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:09 AM

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:10 AM

Quit making jokes about my ma yo!

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#4 PanthersPhan18

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:43 AM

Quit making jokes about my ma yo!

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