Secret to a Happy Life...
Posted 22 September 2009 - 06:02 AM
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:43 AM
Quit making jokes about my ma yo!
Perhapes the jokes are reality.