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Fiz's guide to not being a fat disgusting neck bearded slob

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#71 catfang


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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:12 AM

But Big Macs are good.


Dude has alot more problems than "OCD"

He can instantly recall the eight days in which he failed to satisfy his craving. One was in 1988, the day his mother died, to respect a request she made.

“I made a promise to her and I always keep my promises,” he said. “I also promised her I wouldn’t cut my hair and in 20 years I haven’t.”

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:04 AM

this isn't even necessary for fat people. most of them eat so unhealthily that their bodies are storing fat basically out of panic.

it's common that even with absolutely no exercise and eating a poo-ton, fat people can drop dozens of pounds just by picking better foods. eating 4 lean chicken breast sandwiches is better than a bag of chips, and can kick-start metabolism.

it's not as simple as 'eat less calories,' because it's more about what you eat. for fat people eating fewer calories worth of poo isn't much better than eating a lot of calories worth of poo.


It is that simple.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:48 AM

Simpering man child was funny.