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#1 Zod

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 12:57 PM

1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.
2. Do not clip your cell phone to your belt, thats what pockets are for.



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#2 Jbro

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 12:59 PM

And drink lot's of Jager bombs chief.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:05 PM

3. Do not interrupt Taylor Swift after winning an award to tell everyone Beounce had the best video ever.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:11 PM

why you gotta call out black people like that zod

#5 Cat

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:19 PM

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.


Big turn on. lol

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:20 PM

I keep my cell phone in my manpurse.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:21 PM

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.


Big turn on. lol


i also carry quite a few items. i suggest a back pack. they aren't just for school anymore....unless he would like a man purse

#8 RazzleDazzle

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:21 PM

At work, I do attach mine to my belt because it looks cooler.

#9 Zod

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:21 PM

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.


Big turn on. lol


Your job as his wife is to correct those things.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:23 PM

Your job as his wife is to correct those things.



Tried but I don't nag so I gave up.

#11 Epistaxis

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:28 PM

Did I say manpurse?
I meant briefcase. Yes. Briefcase. Very manly.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:28 PM

i also carry quite a few items. i suggest a back pack. they aren't just for school anymore....unless he would like a man purse


He uses his computer bag when he is at work for several items but not his cell phone.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:30 PM

i carry other things around in my pockets though. IE, Keys, knives, a gun etc etc. Forgive me if i don't wanna dig through my pockets to find my phone and put it on my belt.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:31 PM

Zod, I suggest you add a caveat to rule #2. "Never clip your Blackberry to your belt outside of the office." It's hard to get your blackberry out of your pants pocket when you're sitting in the car or at your desk. Plus, I spent $150 on my Blackberry Tour, so I'm not letting the screen get scuffed up in my pocket. But outside of the office, it goes in the pocket. If any of you every catch me in jeans, a t-shirt and a belt clip, shoot me.

Rule number 1; 100 percent agree. Not many situations I can think of that require both hands without requiring your full attention.

#15 Zod

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:33 PM

Rule #3 - making excuses for breaking these rules still makes you a douchbag


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