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Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...

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i carry other things around in my pockets though. IE, Keys, knives, a gun etc etc. Forgive me if i don't wanna dig through my pockets to find my phone and put it on my belt.

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Zod, I suggest you add a caveat to rule #2. "Never clip your Blackberry to your belt outside of the office." It's hard to get your blackberry out of your pants pocket when you're sitting in the car or at your desk. Plus, I spent $150 on my Blackberry Tour, so I'm not letting the screen get scuffed up in my pocket. But outside of the office, it goes in the pocket. If any of you every catch me in jeans, a t-shirt and a belt clip, shoot me.

Rule number 1; 100 percent agree. Not many situations I can think of that require both hands without requiring your full attention.

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Rule #3 - making excuses for breaking these rules still makes you a douchbag

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If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:

a) have too much crap in your pockets

B) might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.

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If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:

a) have too much crap in your pockets

B) might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.

Some guys can't fit it in there pants because there pants are too tight

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I look in the mirror and say "don't be that douchebag today" but it always fails.

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If belt clips are wrong, I don't want to be right.

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i also carry quite a few items. i suggest a back pack. they aren't just for school anymore....unless he would like a man purse

Fanny packs out of fashion? :(

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.

Big turn on. lol

Are you married to Batman? :D

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Fanny packs out of fashion? :(

not even Hulk Hogan can pull off the fanny pack

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:lol:

Well that would explain why I can still get them cheap..

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Are you married to Batman? :D

That would be cool. All that money :biggrin5:

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1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.

2. Do not clip your cell phone to your belt, thats what pockets are for.

/end

I will never stop doing #2 because I look worlds more important that way.

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