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Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...


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#16 mr beauxjangles

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:37 PM

If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:
a) have too much crap in your pockets
B) might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:38 PM

If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:
a) have too much crap in your pockets
B) might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.


Some guys can't fit it in there pants because there pants are too tight

#18 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:39 PM

I look in the mirror and say "don't be that douchebag today" but it always fails.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:47 PM

If belt clips are wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:48 PM

i also carry quite a few items. i suggest a back pack. they aren't just for school anymore....unless he would like a man purse



Fanny packs out of fashion? :(

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.

Big turn on. lol


Are you married to Batman? :D

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:50 PM

Fanny packs out of fashion? :(


not even Hulk Hogan can pull off the fanny pack

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:52 PM

:lol:

Well that would explain why I can still get them cheap..

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 01:53 PM

Are you married to Batman? :D



That would be cool. All that money :biggrin5:

#24 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:04 PM

1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.
2. Do not clip your cell phone to your belt, thats what pockets are for.



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I will never stop doing #2 because I look worlds more important that way.

#25 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:09 PM

Also if you have a phone worth half a poo, you'll clip it to your belt and not keep it in your pocket like an oaf.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:11 PM

do they make belt clips for the iphone? could that be part of Zod's reasoning?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:12 PM

I bought a midget. I built a flat shelf and nailed it to it's head. It has places for my keys, wallet, phone, iPod, pens, USB drives, etc. It follows me around so whenever I need something it's always there. And when I get mad I just kick it in the face. I call it Stump.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:14 PM

Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:15 PM

Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.


It is pretty lame.

#30 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 02:19 PM

lol the day I want to impress a woman who is capable of giving a blowjob that I would consider worth $500 is the day I'll care enough to not wear my phone on a clip and let it get scratched all to hell. Obviously I know it doesn't scream sex appeal.


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