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Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...


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#76 N1kkadeemuz

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 08:58 PM

When I have a cool story, like when I was standing across the road when an a IED went off......don't try to one up you big douche.

#77 dimbee

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:01 PM

1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.


So, a Motorola one is OK?

#78 Khyber53

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:14 AM

The belt clip is the pocket protector of the new millennium.

You know what? I leave my cellphone in the car. Yep, don't even take it with me. There's a whole world out there that you are missing (and oftentimes being rude to) while you walk around talking on your phone.

And really, how much do you think the rest of us want to hear your side of a conversation on how cool last night's episode of House was? And a guy on the phone in the grocery store makes me think one thing: Mommy sent him to the store for her, but she's got him on a short leash.

#79 catfang

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:16 AM

The belt clip is the pocket protector of the new millennium.

You know what? I leave my cellphone in the car. Yep, don't even take it with me. There's a whole world out there that you are missing (and oftentimes being rude to) while you walk around talking on your phone.

And really, how much do you think the rest of us want to hear your side of a conversation on how cool last night's episode of House was? And a guy on the phone in the grocery store makes me think one thing: Mommy sent him to the store for her, but she's got him on a short leash.



Or, he could be talking to his ho's while hes out of the house...

#80 Jase

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:24 AM

So wait, pocket protectors aren't "in" anymore?

#81 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:08 AM

If I don't bring back the right creamer, I'll be ded. D. E. D. Ded.

#82 Cat

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:18 AM

Cat gets me all swooning then busts out with the "$$$$$" talk. *sigh*


This shouldn't surprise you. Where's my yacht?!

#83 Kevin Greene

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:20 AM

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#84 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:23 AM

Rep to Kevin Greene!!! :lol:

#85 thejimmy

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 02:49 PM

Wear Red Wing boots.

My favorite article of clothing.

For real men only.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:00 PM

I disagree with the belt clip thing...only thing going into my pockets is change and your girlfriend's hands.....that being said, it's on my belt but under my shirt, you can barely see it and I don't have to bust it or pop a groin sitting down

#87 mr beauxjangles

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:18 PM

I disagree with the belt clip thing...only thing going into my pockets is change and your girlfriend's hands.....that being said, it's on my belt but under my shirt, you can barely see it and I don't have to bust it or pop a groin sitting down


Where do you put your keys?

#88 Zod

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:20 PM

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See what i mean? Politicians wear them like that.


Case = Closed