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#1 CBDevil

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 12:29 AM

What did I miss?

#2 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 12:35 AM

I just threw 34 babies in a blender to see if it would break.

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 12:45 AM

What brand? I find they mix better if you use a hand held milkshake mixer. Takes a little longer, but you can mix around the baby mustard. Unless they are Chinese babies. Then you just chop them for extra tang.



Wait... were you making soup or babyloaf?

#4 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 12:48 AM

Baby sausage.

#5 CBDevil

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:06 AM

Baby sausage.


Well that is an entirely different ballgame. I hope you have left them in a hot car for atleast a week. You need the intestines to bloat for easy packing. (John Wayne Gacy also used this for babybuttsex but I think it would change the flavor.)


After removing the chilrenz chitlinz, I recommend using a professional grade tennis raquet to pound them into mush. Remember, after a week in a hot car (or tool shed for a larger portion) they will soft and somewhat mushy already. Be sure rigor mortis has subsided. Then after stuffing the meaty bits into the intestines, let marinate for 2 hours in the briny rliquid that is left over. Slow roast on 300 for 8 to 12 hours or until prefered dryness.

#6 Squirrel

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:13 AM

:lol: Welcome back!

#7 CBDevil

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:19 AM

Glad to be back!



I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.

#8 PanthaSan

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:29 AM

Hey CB!

Bummer about the deevorce but I am glad to see ya back.

No, really.


Honest.

#9 Delhommey

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 05:34 AM

Don't like to hear about the breakup but pleased as baby smoothies that you're back.

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 06:29 AM

Glad to be back!



I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.


I look forward to being offended by you again.

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 06:40 AM

What's up CBD?

#12 PntherPryd

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 07:43 AM

did you hear?

with our season in the tank we are starting huddle survivor again! Fiz is taking Nance's role unless he is getting a divorce also.


stay tuned.....

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 10:15 AM

Kewl, I get to stab you in the back again.

#14 Panthro

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 10:20 AM

I would like to play. I am honest, loyal, hardworking and adorable

#15 CBDevil

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:53 AM

Is Nance gone? That would suck.


Survivor was so much fun, I can't wait to watch...er...read it this year. This cell phone is kicking my ass (I think it was made in New England), so I can't wait to get back tomorrow and see where everyone is at. Jesus, I mean for the love of Zod, anybody got a list of name changes?


One word of advice: If a woman can't see the humor of dead baby jokes or sleeping with her sister, don't marry her.

Ok, that's like 20 words,.


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