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What did I miss?

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I just threw 34 babies in a blender to see if it would break.

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What brand? I find they mix better if you use a hand held milkshake mixer. Takes a little longer, but you can mix around the baby mustard. Unless they are Chinese babies. Then you just chop them for extra tang.



Wait... were you making soup or babyloaf?

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Baby sausage.

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[quote name='Scrumtrilescent']Baby sausage.[/QUOTE]

Well that is an entirely different ballgame. I hope you have left them in a hot car for atleast a week. You need the intestines to bloat for easy packing. (John Wayne Gacy also used this for babybuttsex but I think it would change the flavor.)


After removing the chilrenz chitlinz, I recommend using a professional grade tennis raquet to pound them into mush. Remember, after a week in a hot car (or tool shed for a larger portion) they will soft and somewhat mushy already. Be sure rigor mortis has subsided. Then after stuffing the meaty bits into the intestines, let marinate for 2 hours in the briny rliquid that is left over. Slow roast on 300 for 8 to 12 hours or until prefered dryness.

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:lol: Welcome back!

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Glad to be back!



I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.

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Hey CB!

Bummer about the deevorce but I am glad to see ya back.

No, really.


Honest.

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Don't like to hear about the breakup but pleased as baby smoothies that you're back.

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[quote name='CBDevil']Glad to be back!



I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.[/QUOTE]

I look forward to being offended by you again.

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What's up CBD?

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did you hear?

with our season in the tank we are starting huddle survivor again! Fiz is taking Nance's role unless he is getting a divorce also.


stay tuned.....

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Kewl, I get to stab you in the back again.

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I would like to play. I am honest, loyal, hardworking and adorable

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Is Nance gone? That would suck.


Survivor was so much fun, I can't wait to watch...er...read it this year. This cell phone is kicking my ass (I think it was made in New England), so I can't wait to get back tomorrow and see where everyone is at. Jesus, I mean for the love of Zod, anybody got a list of name changes?


One word of advice: If a woman can't see the humor of dead baby jokes or sleeping with her sister, don't marry her.

Ok, that's like 20 words,.

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dayum...welcome back Devil!

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w00t! CB is back!
And a sharkkiller sighting in this thread is a bonus.

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I'm having a flashback or something.

Awesome.

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Hey

Go fuck yourself.

xoxo
kurb

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[quote name='Epistaxis']I'm having a flashback or something.

Awesome.[/QUOTE]


Shouldn't you be pulling children's teeth somewhere. And not the ones in your basement.


:seeya:



I was hoping you would still be around.

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[quote name='Kurb']Hey

Go fug yourself.

xoxo
kurb[/QUOTE]


Fag.



:)

How you been?

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[quote name='CBDevil']What did I miss?[/QUOTE]

The only thing Falcons fans do over here is troll to get a rise out of people. So nothing you haven't already seen before.

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[quote name='Falcons1stPanthers2nd']The only thing Falcons fans do over here is troll to get a rise out of people. So nothing you haven't already seen before.[/QUOTE]

What happened to DFA? At least he tried to be civil.

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[quote name='CBDevil']What happened to DFA? At least he tried to be civil.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure. He doesn't even post on the Falcons board anymore that i know of.

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Skew was mean to DFA.


you would have been proud.

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