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CBDevil    0

What brand? I find they mix better if you use a hand held milkshake mixer. Takes a little longer, but you can mix around the baby mustard. Unless they are Chinese babies. Then you just chop them for extra tang.

Wait... were you making soup or babyloaf?

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CBDevil    0

Baby sausage.

Well that is an entirely different ballgame. I hope you have left them in a hot car for atleast a week. You need the intestines to bloat for easy packing. (John Wayne Gacy also used this for babybuttsex but I think it would change the flavor.)

After removing the chilrenz chitlinz, I recommend using a professional grade tennis raquet to pound them into mush. Remember, after a week in a hot car (or tool shed for a larger portion) they will soft and somewhat mushy already. Be sure rigor mortis has subsided. Then after stuffing the meaty bits into the intestines, let marinate for 2 hours in the briny rliquid that is left over. Slow roast on 300 for 8 to 12 hours or until prefered dryness.

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CBDevil    0

Glad to be back!

I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.

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Zod    14,969

Glad to be back!

I am getting sole custody of my balls in the divorce, so I followed a trail of NAMBLA jokes back home.

I look forward to being offended by you again.

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PntherPryd    2,906

did you hear?

with our season in the tank we are starting huddle survivor again! Fiz is taking Nance's role unless he is getting a divorce also.

stay tuned.....

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CBDevil    0

Is Nance gone? That would suck.

Survivor was so much fun, I can't wait to watch...er...read it this year. This cell phone is kicking my ass (I think it was made in New England), so I can't wait to get back tomorrow and see where everyone is at. Jesus, I mean for the love of Zod, anybody got a list of name changes?

One word of advice: If a woman can't see the humor of dead baby jokes or sleeping with her sister, don't marry her.

Ok, that's like 20 words,.

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