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Matt Foley

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I like the Singles hotline chicks better...I call them anytime my wife is at work...makes for a great night and an expensive bill...(shi% thats 1900-$$$$$ Lick)

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But can you make her flower squirt?

I think I shi* my pants and peed myself at the same time...wonderful trifecta I might add especially since I threw up in my shirt a while back

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I think I shi* my pants and peed myself at the same time...wonderful trifecta I might add especially since I threw up in my shirt a while back

You know that is the exact recipe for Po Folks white gravy. Well, plus some flour.

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I can't even think of a witty response to that

I would make her flower squirt so hard that she would make her own fertilizer.

Wait... witty is Latin for gross right?

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is it wrong that i like their gravy?

not if you like sh^t, piss, and puke mixed together in a blender and served fresh right out of a redneck

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not if you like sh^t, piss, and puke mixed together in a blender and served fresh right out of a redneck

does it have sausage?

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not if you like sh^t, piss, and puke mixed together in a blender and served fresh right out of a redneck

What else would you put on country fried steak?

Yankee fluids are too thin.

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