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Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the starter, one in the farter

Two in the pink, one in the stink

Did I miss any?

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Yes. I recommend trimming fingernails first... otherwise, keep that fingernail file and pick handy!

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I have lost three weding rings that way...

Now my ex-sister-law can't go to an airport.

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I have lost three weding rings that way...

Then you're doing it wrong!

Now my ex-sister-law can't go to an airport.

:lol:

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I tried to do the double thumb pound, but she grew distant after we left the hospital.

And the real "shocker" is no lube buttsex after she has fallen asleep. Fellas, I suggest you try that on your ladies (or gentlemen. I don't judge.) Wait until around 3am Sunday morning... You can thank me Monday.

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I tried to do the double thumb pound, but she grew distant after we left the hospital.

And the real "shocker" is no lube buttsex after she has fallen asleep. Fellas, I suggest you try that on your ladies (or gentlemen. I don't judge.) Wait until around 3am Sunday morning... You can thank me Monday.

CBD your 101 posts have instantly made the huddle much more interesting.

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