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A bright spot if we end up losing Sunday...

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Finally a reality...if Cleveland doesn't hire him. Updated with some additional comments from this year.

It means we are going to be in for some new Coors Light commercials starring our ex-Coach, John Fox. I'm picturing it now.

Commercial One

*The scene is the typical press conference*

Coors Light Guys: "Hey Coach Fox, what do you think about the Coors Light can where the mountains turn blue when the beer gets cold"?

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Is Coors Light the most refreshing beer you've ever had?"

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Do you say anything other than *in a mocking Fox voice* "It is what it is"?

Fox: "I don't really know how to answer that question. We'll have to go back and look at the tape."

Commerical Two

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, how come there was only a six pack of Coors Light available for everyone to share at this press conference?

Fox: "We've got a budget, and that had something to do with it".

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, we can't find the delivery guy to order more Coors Light. Did this budget that you're referring to mean that he no longer has a job?

Fox: "You'd have to ask someone in the personnel department about that".

Coors Light Guy: "Do you think we can find a way to get some more Coors Light or this more of a day to day situation?"

Fox: "Day-to-day means kind of where we’re at today is where we are, and we’ll take it day-to-day."

Coors Light Guy: "This isn't much of a party without Coors Light".

Fox: "We are what we are and that is what I'm trying to change so we're not that"

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Rofl, I would love to see him on a Coors Light commercial! Let's hack together a video with clips from current Coor's Light commercial and some clips of Fox...

...then send it to Coor's Light and make tons of money!

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Coors Light Guys:"Coach Fox,we know you take a six pack of cold Coors Light along with you when you are walking your dog,so what do you do if it shits on the sidewalk? " Fox:"I need to pick it up,all the coaches need to pick it up,the whole team needs to pick it up"

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Dont bet on the jack. Richardson has stuck by some horrible coaches. Everyone is thinking its a sure bet if we fail but Im not so sure.

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Coors Light Guys: "coach Fox,what if you run into some of those Redskin players while you are walking the dog and they want to bum a few of those cold Coors Lights?" Coach Fox: "that team practices and gets paid too"

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Coors light guys: "Coach Fox,you left your 18 pack of cold Coors Light in the locker room,and we drank one or two,maybe three-four of them at the most" Coach Fox: "the 3-4 can be a problem

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach, we are all out of Coors Light!"

Fox: "We picked a bad day to have a bad day."

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,we know beer won't go on sale till 12,and it's gameday,and were all heading to the Huddle Tailgate to eat some Turds,but someone has opened your 18 pack of cold Coors Light and drank two of them" Coach Fox: "I think there is a sense of urgency every week. There are only 16 of these and they are all important"

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Coors Light Guys: " Coach Fox,do you,your coaches and friends know that cold Coor's Light has almost no calories,and has it written right there on the label?" Coach Fox: "That stat doesn't alarm me as much as it might the everyday fan or you guys (media) or people who don't look at it every day

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

It's like that old lady at my church who leads the kids to the front and does a little sunday school lesson.She can't hear and can't control her gas,and almost every week farts out load in church.No how many times you hear her do it,you still can't help but laugh

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