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A bright spot if we end up losing Sunday...

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Finally a reality...if Cleveland doesn't hire him. Updated with some additional comments from this year.

It means we are going to be in for some new Coors Light commercials starring our ex-Coach, John Fox. I'm picturing it now.

Commercial One

*The scene is the typical press conference*

Coors Light Guys: "Hey Coach Fox, what do you think about the Coors Light can where the mountains turn blue when the beer gets cold"?

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Is Coors Light the most refreshing beer you've ever had?"

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Do you say anything other than *in a mocking Fox voice* "It is what it is"?

Fox: "I don't really know how to answer that question. We'll have to go back and look at the tape."

Commerical Two

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, how come there was only a six pack of Coors Light available for everyone to share at this press conference?

Fox: "We've got a budget, and that had something to do with it".

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, we can't find the delivery guy to order more Coors Light. Did this budget that you're referring to mean that he no longer has a job?

Fox: "You'd have to ask someone in the personnel department about that".

Coors Light Guy: "Do you think we can find a way to get some more Coors Light or this more of a day to day situation?"

Fox: "Day-to-day means kind of where we’re at today is where we are, and we’ll take it day-to-day."

Coors Light Guy: "This isn't much of a party without Coors Light".

Fox: "We are what we are and that is what I'm trying to change so we're not that"

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Rofl, I would love to see him on a Coors Light commercial! Let's hack together a video with clips from current Coor's Light commercial and some clips of Fox...

...then send it to Coor's Light and make tons of money!

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Coors Light Guys:"Coach Fox,we know you take a six pack of cold Coors Light along with you when you are walking your dog,so what do you do if it shits on the sidewalk? " Fox:"I need to pick it up,all the coaches need to pick it up,the whole team needs to pick it up"

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Dont bet on the jack. Richardson has stuck by some horrible coaches. Everyone is thinking its a sure bet if we fail but Im not so sure.

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Coors Light Guys: "coach Fox,what if you run into some of those Redskin players while you are walking the dog and they want to bum a few of those cold Coors Lights?" Coach Fox: "that team practices and gets paid too"

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Fox is a great coach, I think he needs to just re-energize his approach.

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach, we are all out of Coors Light!"

Fox: "We picked a bad day to have a bad day."

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Coors light guys: "Coach Fox,you left your 18 pack of cold Coors Light in the locker room,and we drank one or two,maybe three-four of them at the most" Coach Fox: "the 3-4 can be a problem

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