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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

Some of us are naturally light-hearted and just like to have a good time, no matter what the content.

If you don't have anything good to say, then don't try to ruin other people's moods.

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It's like that old lady at my church who leads the kids to the front and does a little sunday school lesson.She can't hear and can't control her gas,and almost every week farts out load in church.No how many times you hear her do it,you still can't help but laugh

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,it's almost kickoff time,and we found Jake in the tunnel with an empty 18 pack of cold Coors Light,and empty cans all over the place,does he normally drink this many before games?" Coach Fox: "I'd say it happens a lot. I can't give you a percentage.

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

Ya know Johnny Carson could never tell a Lincoln joke.

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Ya know Johnny Carson could never tell a Lincoln joke.

Carson was the man,it really surprised me when i found out he was shy and didn't like being around a lot of people of the set

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It's like that old lady at my church who leads the kids to the front and does a little sunday school lesson.She can't hear and can't control her gas,and almost every week farts out load in church.No how many times you hear her do it,you still can't help but laugh

body function deficiencies are always funnier in person

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It means that John Fox will lose his job at the end of the season.

But X-Clown, that is an obvious thing for any simpleton to note. And it's been done to death in several threads, why would you create a new one?

Why yes, yes it is. Self doubt, you didn't let me finish.

It means we are going to be in for some new Coors Light commercials starring our ex-Coach, John Fox. I'm picturing it now.

*The scene is the typical press conference*

Coors Light Guys: "Hey Coach Fox, what do you think about the Coors Light can where the mountains turn blue when the beer gets cold"?

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Is Coors Light the most refreshing beer you've ever had?"

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Do you say anything other than *in a mocking Fox voice* "It is what it is"?

Fox: "I don't really know how to answer that question. We'll have to go back and look at the tape."

In this thread - feel free to create some better ideas for Fox's Coors Light commericals than I just did. It will be entertaining should the poo hit the fan this week.

Ha!Ha! :D Now that is some funny stuff X-Clown:D

Do you remember John Fox and the Rack Room Shoe commercial a couple of years ago,that was a pretty neat one,with him on the sidelines?.

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,the guys at the Huddle Tailgate said they have you guys a cold Coors Light and some good food every home game for the whole team,except for Jake and Julius,and you guys never come by and get it,why?" Coach Fox: "Hey, I've been talking to all of them about picking it up,"

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Coors Light Guys: " coach Fox,what do you think about the label turning blue when your cold Coors Light is at it's coldest level?" Coach Fox: "The sky's bluer, even if it's not real blue. It's just better"

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I bet the Browns, Chiefs, Bucs, Lions, and Rams wish they could have someone like John Fox right now. Coaching stability is something so many teams strive for. I believe the Panthers are lucky to have found a gem like Fox.

Ever since we have had Fox, we have at least been competitive every year. 7-9 and above every season (no 1-15, no 2-14, no 3-13, no 4-12, no 5-11, and no 6-10 which many NFL teams often experience). Fox has one of the best records of any NFL coach since he came to us in 2002. Under Fox, we have had very few meaningless December games.

There have been a few instances where the team was totally beaten one game, but Fox usually had the team rebounded in the next week (examples--week 7 of 2003, the Falcons game this year).

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Coors Light guy: someone stole all the beer, what happened?

Fox: the other team practices too...

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Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, how come there was only a six pack of Coors Light available for everyone to share at this press conference?

Fox: "We've got a budget, and that had something to do with it".

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, we can't find the delivery guy to order more Coors Light. Did this budget that you're referring to mean that he no longer has a job?

Fox: "You'd have to ask someone in the personnel department about that".

Coors Light Guy: "Do you think we can find a way to get some more Coors Light or this more of a day to day situation?"

Fox: "Day-to-day means kind of where we’re at today is where we are, and we’ll take it day-to-day."

Coors Light Guy: "This isn't much of a party without Coors Light".

Fox: "We are what we are and that is what I'm trying to change so we're not that"

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