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Coors Light Guys: "Coach, we are all out of Coors Light!"

Fox: "We picked a bad day to have a bad day."

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,we know beer won't go on sale till 12,and it's gameday,and were all heading to the Huddle Tailgate to eat some Turds,but someone has opened your 18 pack of cold Coors Light and drank two of them" Coach Fox: "I think there is a sense of urgency every week. There are only 16 of these and they are all important"

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Coors Light Guys: " Coach Fox,do you,your coaches and friends know that cold Coor's Light has almost no calories,and has it written right there on the label?" Coach Fox: "That stat doesn't alarm me as much as it might the everyday fan or you guys (media) or people who don't look at it every day

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

It's like that old lady at my church who leads the kids to the front and does a little sunday school lesson.She can't hear and can't control her gas,and almost every week farts out load in church.No how many times you hear her do it,you still can't help but laugh

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

Some of us are naturally light-hearted and just like to have a good time, no matter what the content.

If you don't have anything good to say, then don't try to ruin other people's moods.

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It's like that old lady at my church who leads the kids to the front and does a little sunday school lesson.She can't hear and can't control her gas,and almost every week farts out load in church.No how many times you hear her do it,you still can't help but laugh

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,it's almost kickoff time,and we found Jake in the tunnel with an empty 18 pack of cold Coors Light,and empty cans all over the place,does he normally drink this many before games?" Coach Fox: "I'd say it happens a lot. I can't give you a percentage.

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it must be nice to be able to laugh at or get a kick out of the same jokes over and over. Me personally, when I hear the same attempts a million times, it has lost all humor, but you guys feel free to have a ball

Ya know Johnny Carson could never tell a Lincoln joke.

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Ya know Johnny Carson could never tell a Lincoln joke.

Carson was the man,it really surprised me when i found out he was shy and didn't like being around a lot of people of the set

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