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Golfer loses arm in gator attack

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BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Read the comments. They were entertaining.

"I guess they take water hazards to a whole new level in SC."

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nc_biscuit has not posted today has he?

You hit one in the hazard biscuit?

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Didn't that happen a few weeks ago?

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Yeah, my bro is on the plastics team working it at MUSC.

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Yeah well my bro held a magnifying glass up to a coke bottle and melted it to make the plastic your brother is using.

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Nu uh.

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Yeah, well my bro used his e-ray vision to melt the sand...that made the glass...that was used to make the magnifying glass...that was held up to a coke bottle...that was used to make the plastic.

The End!!!

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I have infinity.

FATALITY!.jpg

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Must not have seen Happy Gilmore.

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just taaaaaapp it in....just taaaaaaap it in

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We were talking about this, this past weekend when I was out playing golf. You gotta be careful around water. I went hunting for a ball with my club, just beating down the grass around the edge of the water and caught a fuging red belly snake (poisonous btw).

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