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Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??


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#1 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:44 AM

then have no fear!!

http://realtouch.com/dispatcher/home (NSFW)

#2 Kurb

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:46 AM

I am not.

#3 SCP

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:46 AM

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TW is a sinner.

#4 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:49 AM

TW is a sinner.


your point?

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#5 Jangler

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:50 AM

No problems. What do you think I am doing right now!

#6 SCP

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:52 AM

"lube reservoir..." LOL

Whoever uses this kind of sh*t must feel so proud when they are cleaning out the lube reservoir after usage. "I just pwned that fake toy pussy!"

#7 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:04 AM

Hey, stick your dick in this thing...don't mind it looks like a stone grinder, just go ahead and throw it in there.

#8 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:08 AM

it's got a lube reservoir!!!! that makes me laugh

#9 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:12 AM

We all know you walk around with two tubes of Wet Platinum in your pockets. Big deal.

#10 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:28 AM

I haven't advertised for them in a long time :)

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#11 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:29 AM

"I just pwned that fake toy pussy!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

#12 SCP

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:36 AM

That thing looks like a Bose Wave Radio. I can see it now...the wife/gf walks in and catches you banging this appliance.
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"What??!! It's not what it looks like!! I swear!"

#13 Epistaxis

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:39 AM

That thing doesn't even look like it would be fun.

I think I'd get bored and just make a sandwich.

#14 catfang

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:51 AM

that shits expensive.

#15 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:57 AM

I think I'd get bored and just make a sandwich.


I can make that for you Epi...