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Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??

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That thing doesn't even look like it would be fun.

I think I'd get bored and just make a sandwich.

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that shits expensive.

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I think I'd get bored and just make a sandwich.

I can make that for you Epi...

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A roast beef sammich with a lube reservoire please....stat

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A roast beef sammich with a lube reservoire please....stat

you're name isn't Epi....so back the hell up off me, yo!

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I can make that for you Epi...

Have you ever noticed that when someone else makes a sandwich for you, it tastes better?

Dunno why that happens.

I'm sure your sandwich is delicious.

Upon second read, that sounds dirty, but I'm gonna stick with it.:D

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If you are to lazy to whack your manhood, then you are certainly to lazy to use what appears to be a 50 pound sex toy. :eek:

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I was thinking the same thing.

If you can't manage the 5 knuckle shuffle, you better "check with your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex........with a 50 lb industrial strength power tool."

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You get a free ShamWow with every purchase.

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You get a free ShamWow with every purchase.

you're gonna love my nuts!

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you're gonna love my nuts!

Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?

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Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?

I wouldn't hit that

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