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Mrs Pantherfan

Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??

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A roast beef sammich with a lube reservoire please....stat

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I can make that for you Epi...

Have you ever noticed that when someone else makes a sandwich for you, it tastes better?

Dunno why that happens.

I'm sure your sandwich is delicious.

Upon second read, that sounds dirty, but I'm gonna stick with it.:D

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I was thinking the same thing.

If you can't manage the 5 knuckle shuffle, you better "check with your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex........with a 50 lb industrial strength power tool."

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You get a free ShamWow with every purchase.

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Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?

I wouldn't hit that

:lol:

Somebody else did though...

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he looks like Willem Defoe

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He does...

Looking closer Vince also looks like a friend of mine... never noticed it until that pic I posted... I won't tell the guy I know. :D

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