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Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??

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rawr rawr!!!

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Rawrsers!

the preggers wife said I can pick a surrogate sex slave since she's not up to the task.

be at my place at 9 sharp!

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Let me make the love on you.

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I dunno, she takes care of me sometimes for a bag of pretzels and a diet rite

Damn, not even a name brand soda? Just Diet Rite?

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Damn, not even a name brand soda? Just Diet Rite?

I'm not a pretentious, money grubbing *****, SouthCak....

and Diet Rite is a pretty tasty beverage

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Ahh the joy of being young and full of energy. I can put off buying that for at least another decade.

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